Spring League Week Twelve: 4/15/15

Round 1:  Hot in hurr

1. Nelly the rapper just got arrested in Tennessee. What were the charges?

Felony for possession of drugs and methamphetamines (Session - Linkin Park)

2. Temperature is measured in Fahrenheit or Celsius. Can you tell me what the boiling point of water is in Fahrenheit?

212 degrees (212 - Azaelia Banks)

3. Hottubs have a built in limit based on the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Can you tell me what the maximum temperature allowed is?

104 degrees F (40C) (wasting time - Four years strong)

4. Another type of degree there is is a COLLEGE DEGREE! Can you tell me the number of different undergraduate degrees (Majors) that Clark University offers.

32 (oblivion - thirty seconds to mars)

Bonus Round: Name 5 other countries that use Fahrenheit

Bahamas, Belize, the Cayman Islands, Palau and the United States and its associated territories of Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, American Samoa and Canada.

(Kokomo - Beach Boys) Bahamas

(Like a virgin - Madonna) US Virgin Islands (NOT BRITISH)

(Can I kick it - A tribe called Quest) canada

(Live and let die - Paul McCartney) palau

(Samson - Regina Spektor) Samoa

Round 2: Butts & Dicks

1. So one person that loves butts is Tina from Bob’s Burgers. The show focuses on Bob and his struggling burger restaurant. What is the name of Bob’s fiercest rival?

Jimmy Pesto (Jimmy Iovine - Macklemore)

2. So another person that loves big butts and he cannot lie is Sir-Mix-A-Lot. Now he hasn’t done much musically in recent years but he was featured in a videogame as a fictional DJ for a radio station you can listen to while playing the game. What game am I talking about?

Grand Theft Auto IV (The Message - Grandmaster Flash)

3. One of my favorite images to gain Internet popularity is the Dickbutt. If you don’t know what the Dickbutt is look it up after this round is over because it’s a great picture. Basically the picture gained popularity on 4chan after it was featured on a satirical webcomic series. What webcomic series was it?

Horribleville (Macho Man - The Village People)

4. Dick Cheney the former Vice President once shot somebody while hunting, remember that? Anyways I always thought he looked like the Penguin from Batman. What is the Penguin’s real name?

Oswald Cobblepot (You Make Me Feel… - Cobra Starship)

Bonus Round: So Dick Van Dyke used to host his own variety show in the 60s that was one of the best shows to ever come out of the decade. Name me 5 major/supporting characters from the show.

Rob Petrie (Lonely N o More - Rob Thomas)

Laura Petrie

Sally Rogers (Long Tall Sally - Little Richard)

Richie Petrie (Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani)

Buddy Sorrell

Mel Cooley (I’m The Only One - Melissa Etheridge)

Millie Helper

Jerry Helper (Birthday Sex - Jeremih)

Alan Brady

Round 3: bad words

1. Not counting the documentary “FUCK” which BLOCKBUSTER film released in 2013 has the high score for most instances of the F word used. (If you say Jaws you’re disqualified)

Wolf of Wall Street (Street lights - Kanye West)

2. Reddit did a survey of all their sport team subreddits comments and they amalgamated the results. Which sports team fans are the most profane. (hint, it’s a hockey team)

Boston Bruins (Talk show’s on mute - incubus)

3. What rap album that came out in 1996 was the most profane “popular” rap album with a whopping 905 instances of profane words defined by George Carlin's comedy bit  “7 dirty words” that you can’t say on television

All Eyez on me - Tupac (eyes open - Taylor Swift)

4. What extremely profane word was added to the oxford english dictionary last year (2014) with a definition of “adj. despicable; highly unpleasant; extremely annoying.” it shared its root word with a foul term for a specific body part.

Cunty (Stars shine brightest - cunninglinguists)

Bonus Round: George Carlin had a comedy piece where he listen the seven words that you cannot say on TV. He was at one time arrested while performing this bit on stage for “disturbing the peace” could you tell me 5 of these words

(The words are: shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.)

(Fuck it - Eamon)

(Hit the road jack - Ray Charles)

(Heaven’s on fire - kiss)

(Until the day I die - Story of the year)

(Titanium - Sia and david guetta)

Round 4: Dawson’s Features

1. One of my favorite features of Dawson is his hair, specifically the gingerness of it. One other really cool ginger is Kathy Griffin. For a short while she was the unofficial co-host for a very well-known talk show. What show was it?

The View (The View - Modest Mouse)

2. Another one of my favorite Dawson features is his bunny Waldo Chipotle. While it isn’t actually a feature, I feel like Waldo is an extension of Dawson. An awesome movie about a rabbit is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. What is the name of Roger’s wife?

Jessica Rabbit (How Do You Sleep? - Jesse McCartney)

3. I also love Dawson’s insane knowledge of EDM music. I want to know what DJ made the most money last year?

Calvin Harris (Whip My Hair - Willow)

4. Yet another feature that I love about Dawson is his glorious facial hair. One band that had amazing facial hair was ZZ Top, except their drummer did not have a beard. What is his name?

Frank Beard (New York, New York - Frank Sinatra)

Bonus Round: One feature I also really like about Dawson is his fashion style. Dude knows how to dress to impress like no other. I want to know what were the top 5 searched fashion brands on Google for 2014?

Michael Kors (Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart)

Louis Vuitton (A Kiss To Build A Dream On - Louis Armstrong)

Ralph Lauren (Doo Wop - Lauryn Hill)

Tory Burch (Dear No One - Tori Kelly)

Gucci (Better Days - Goo Goo Dolls)


Scores
1. I Wish My Giant Horse Cock Was A Microphone: 90 pts.
2. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 72 pts.
3. Prostate of the Cock Squad: 59 pts.
4. Va Va Voomz: 58 pts.
5. Midnight Crew: 53 pts.
5. Baby Llama Drama: 53 pts.
6. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 49 pts.


Picture Question

Question: What did Freshman George do on Spree Day/what was going through his mind?

Winner: Midnight Crew

Runner-Up: Baby Llama Drama

Standings

1. I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Horse Cock: 75.5 + 7 = 82.5 pts.

2. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 56 + 6 = 62 pts.

3. Prostate Of The Cock Squad: 51 + 5 = 56 pts.

4. Baby Llama Drama: 47 + 2.5 = 49.5 pts.

5. Sorry Out Of Rolling Rock: 40 pts.

6. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 25 + 1 = 26 pts.

7. Je Suis Kanye: 19.5 pts.
8. Dawson's Crack: 19 pts.
9. Oswald Cobblepot: 18 pts.
10. Crunchy Roll: 17 pts.

11. Midnight Crew: 13 + 2.5 = 15.5 pts.

12. Funtown/Splashtown USA: 9 pts.
13. Where's Billy & Greg?: 6.5 pts.
14. Team Couches: 5 pts.

Spring League Week Eleven: 4/8/2015

Round 1:  Playing with my balls

1. What is the mandated PSI for an NFL football

13 (Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus)

2. Where is the 2018 world cup being held

Russia (Elastic Heart - Sia)

3. What is the function of the dimples in golf balls?

Increase turbulence of air around the ball and lowers drag. (Hello - Dragonette)


4. How many panels are on a soccer ball

32(Ooh Ahh - Grits)

Bonus Round: Name 5 professional basketball players that were in Space Jam

Michael Jordan (This is how we do it - Montel Jordan)

Charles Barkley (St. Elsewhere - Gnarles Barkley)

Patrick Ewing (Wings of a Butterfly - HIM)

Larry Bird (Stuntin like my daddy - Birdman)

Larry Johnson (Bubble Toes - Jack Johnson)

Shawn Bradley

Mugsy Bogues

Round 2: Universal Studios

1. Universal Studios in Orlando is a great place and I’m going there on vacation pretty soon. They have the Harry Potter World. Speaking of Harry Potter, in the 4th book the Quidditch World Cup takes place. What country wins the Quidditch World Cup?

Ireland (Iris - Goo Goo Dolls)

2. At Universal they have an entire section of the park devoted to Marvel superheroes, which is amazing. One of these superheroes featured is Spiderman. In the movies, both Amazing and regular, they feature a character named Dr. Connors who is Peter’s mentor/professor in school. Dr. Connors actually turns into one of Spiderman’s villains in the comics. What is the name of this villain?

The Lizard (Jailbreak - Thin Lizzy)

3. Another awesome part of the park is a Dr. Seuss portion featuring the Cat in the Hat of course. In the Cat in the Hat the cat and his two things destroy the house of a small girl to show her how to have fun. What is the name of the girl in The Cat in the Hat?

Sally (Hard to Love - Lee Brice)

4. So we are staying at the Hard Rock Hotel and around the world there are many of these hotels and restaurants. Where is the largest Hard Rock Cafe located?

Orlando (This Land is Your Land - Woody Guthrie)

Bonus Round: Another awesome movie featured at the parks is Shrek. In Shrek they feature awesome characters like Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona as well as many fairy tale creatures. Name me 5 different fairy tales represented in the first Shrek movie.

Three Blind Mice (No Rain - Blind Melon)

Big Bad Wolf (Joker And The Thief - Wolfmother)

Three Little Pigs (Too Little, Too Late - JoJo)

Gingerbread Man (Follow You Down - Gin Blossoms)

Pinocchio (Pinball Wizard - The Who)

Round 3: Senses

1.Name the three floating bones inside the ear

Anvil Stirrup and Hammer (U Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer

2. There are the 5 basic tastes that are well known. Sweet sour salty bitter. Can you name the fifth one and one type of food that would stimulate this fifth taste type?

Umami Brothy or meaty soy green tea carrot tomato (Hey Mama - BEP)

3. Name of the actor in the sixth sense who could see dead people

Haley Joel Osment (Dynasty - Dada Life & Haley)

4. In the word Scent which is silent the S or the C.

The C (Music is my Hot Hot sex - CSS)

Bonus Round: There are 5 of the traditional senses but can you tell me the 5 non traditional senses.

Balance and Accelleration (The artist in the Ambulance - Thrice)

Temperature (Soldier On - Temper Trap)

Kinesthetic Sense (Animal Kingdom - Bliss n eso)

Pain (Pain - Jimmy Eat World)

Internal senses. (hunger, biological functioning) (Hungry like the Wolf - Duran)

Round 4: My Childhood

1. I loved sledding growing up. My street was perfect because it was a hill and nowhere near a main road. Sledding is actually a professional sport, and by that I mean toboggan racing. The US National Toboggan Championships occur each year in this New England town. Where does it take place?

Camden, Maine (Hey Ma - Cam’Ron)

2. Another fun part of my childhood was growing up in a neighborhood with tons of other kids to play with. We would always play street hockey seeing as Boston and Massachusetts were big into the sport and more specifically the NHL. Name me one NHL team that no longer exists.

Quebec Nordiques (E-Pro - Beck)

3. Part of my childhood included nightmares, specifically one dream where cars would drive on their own and chase me around my backyard. I just want to know what car company’s slogan is “Unlike Any Other”

Mercedes-Benz (Bend & Break - Keane)

4. Another awful memory I had of childhood was one day in about 1st grade I was walking down these set of stone stairs outside my school to go to recess. I tripped stumbled down the stairs and cracked my head open, it explains a lot. While I didn’t do this while playing sports, I want to know the most common type of sport injury?

Strains/Sprains (She’s On Fire - Train)

Bonus Round: Growing up I loved playing N64 with all of my friends on a rainy day after school. I want to know the 5 best selling N64 games ever.

Super Mario 64 (Let Me Love You - Mario)

Mario Kart (Say Anything - Cartel)

GoldenEye 007 (99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger)

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Green Light - John Legend)

Super Smash Bros. (Today - The Smashing Pumpkins)

Scores
1. Team Bagging: 85 pts.
2. Springfield Isotopes: 78 pts.
3. I Wish This Horse Cock Was A Microphone: 76 pts.
4. Crunchy Roll: 71 pts.
5. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 60 pts.
5. Baby Llama Drama: 60 pts.


Picture Question


Question: Since y'all love drawing sexual things, draw your best sexual/erotic fan fiction of us the trivia hosts.


Winner: I Wish This Horse Cock Was A Microphone

Runner Up: Kevin Forti Realty Trust

Standings
1. I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Horse Cock: 71.5 + 4 = 75.5 pts.
2. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 54.5 + 1.5 = 56 pts.
3. Prostate of the Cock Squad: 51 pts.
4. Baby Llama Drama: 45.5 + 1.5 = 47 pts.
5. Sorry Out Of Rolling Rock: 40 pts.
6. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 25 pts.
7. Je Suis Kanye: 19.5 pts.
8. Dawson's Crack: 19 pts.
9. Oswald Cobblepot: 18 pts.
10. Crunchy Roll: 14 + 3 = 17 pts.
11. Midnight Crew: 7 + 6 = 13 pts.
12. Funtown/Splashtown USA: 9 pts.
13. Where's Billy & Greg?: 6.5 pts.
14. Team Couches: 5 pts.

Spring League Week Ten: 4/1/2015

Round 1:  Lore

1. Daft Punk is a well known french techno duo. Their third album titled Discovery is one of my favorite albums ever. But they are also well known for producing the soundtrack for a major motion picture. Can you tell me the name of this movie?

Tron: Legacy (Seventeen - Ladytron)

2. Another thing that was discovered was AMERICA! Who is credited for discovering it in textbooks and in what year.

Cristopher Columbus 1492 (Go 2 sleep - Ludacris)

3. Paul Bunyon is a giant lumberjack in american folklore he would go around and do “superhuman labors” because back then it was virtuous to be strong and mighty instead of rich and an asshole. I’m pretty sure it’s because we don’t see many giant blue oxen on wall street. Can you tell me Paul Bunyon’s oxes name?

Babe (Cyclone - Baby Bash)

4. Remember back in the day where you would go to dance clubs and they would play funky music and everyone would wiggle and it wasn’t all about grinding butts on weiners? That’s because the music changed and our virtues changed and everything is going to shit. Along with blue oxen roaming the street we need to get that funk back. What was the name of the band that sang Funkytown?

Lipss Inc (Space Cowboy - N Sync)

Bonus Round: Hans Christian anderson was well known fairy tale writer. Can you name 5 of his fairy tales that were turned into Disney Movies?

The Ugly Duckling (Barbra Streisand - Duck Sauce)

The Little Matchgirl (How Far We’ve Come - Matchbox Twenty)

The Little Mermaid (Little Red Corvette - Prince)

The Snow Queen (Frozen) (Don’t stop me now - Queen)

The Steadfast Tin Soldier (Fantasia 2000) (Like Toy Soldiers - Eminem)

Round 2: Everybody Poops

1. So all living creatures for the most part poop. What land animal has the largest poop?

Elephant (Pon De River Pon De Bank - Elephant Man)

2. In the movie Jurassic Park there are a bunch of really cool dinosaurs and a scene with a really sick one. Ellie, the blonde stays with this sick dinosaur and has to sift through its feces to find out what is wrong. What kind of dinosaur was sick?

Triceratops (I Tried - Bone Thugs-N-Harmony)

3. Poop is actually made up of around 75% of water. The Earth is also around 71% water. Interesting poop and the Planet Earth have the same consistencies. Anyways what is the largest freshwater lake in world?

Lake Superior (Breakfast In America - Supertramp)

4. My favorite piece of poop is Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Now Mr. Hankey was designed after a famous cartoon character. Can you tell me which one that was.

Mickey Mouse (Dashboard - Modest Mouse)

Bonus Round: One person that constantly talked about poop being in his diaper was Dill Pickle from Rugrats. What are the 5 longest running Nickelodeon & Nick Jr. cartoons in history?

Spongebob (Blowin’ in the Wind - Bob Dylan)

Dora The Explorer (Devil’s Dance Floor - Flogging Molly)

Fairly Oddparents (Space Oddity - David Bowie)

Rugrats (Loud Pipes - Ratatat)

Blue’s Clues (Hook - Blues Traveler)

Round 3: The Internet

1. With all of the chaos going around with the NSA spying and security being taken from us lots of tech savvy people have moved away from the regular internet to the deep web. People could use the Deep Web to participate in illicit activites without the fear of being caught. Unfortuantely for the main Black Market present on the Deep Web they got shut down by police. What was the name of this hidden marketplace.

The Silk Road (Take me home Country Roads - John Denver)

2. In the early days of the internet there was a network called “ARPA” and it involved three universities in california and one in utah. Can you name the two of these universities that are credited in creating the internet

UCSB
UCLA(I love College - Asher Roth)
STANFORD
U of Utah

3. If you go to any website you have seen the HTTP:// at the beginning. Tell me what it stands for

Hypertext Transfer Protocol (Hyperparadise - Flume Remix -Hermitude)

4. There are plenty of internet browsers available but I want you to tell me the most popular one in the United States

Google Chrome (Mamma’s Boy - Chromeo)

Bonus Round: Name the top 5 Top Level Domains. These are the suffixes that come after the webpage. www.homestarrunner.com (Don’t use .com)

.Org (Or Nah - Ty Dolla $ign)

.Net (Eternal Flame - Bangles)

.Int (Interstate Love Song - STP)

.Edu (Educated Fools - Rebelution)

.Gov (Over - Tove Lo)

Round 4: Embarrassing Moments

1. My life has been full of embarrassing moments, but you know what who cares. So one time I was raising the flag at my summer camp which is for children with type-one diabetes, and it was dead quiet, and I was pulling down on the rope to put it on the hook. It was really hard to do and I kept pulling until bam I farted in front of the entire camp. What country has the largest amount of diabetics?

India (In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins)

2. One night I was drunk at the blarn, like really drunk. So as I was leaving I noticed my shoelaces were untied. So drunk me was like “Let’s do this I gotta tie my shoe” So in the blarn, I attempted to tie my shoe, took a knee, and slowly fell to the floor like I was in slow motion. So there are two bars in Worcester that claim to be the oldest, one being yours truly Moynihans. What is the other bar?

Moynagh’s Tavern (Toys In The Attic - Aerosmith)

3. So last year the Red Sox won the World Series, and to celebrate I thought it was a good idea to wear nothing but my boxers and a Red Sox Jersey with a lovely flag as my cape and run through campus yelling my head off, including right through the AC at like midnight. Another drunk decision. I just want to know what is the best selling brand of men’s underwear in the world?

Calvin Klein (I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash)

4. So growing up I loved Harry Potter, and for some reason reading the books and watching the movies I had a huge crush on Luna Lovegood. While this may seem weird to some, she was just really cool and weird and in Ravenclaw, which also was kind of interesting. What is the name of JK Rowling’s most recently published novel?

The Silkworm (Doctor Worm - They Might Be Giants)

Bonus Round: So I love Little Miss Sunshine, but I always cry when the brother Dwayne realizes he can’t enlist into the air force. That scene is so intense and I just always break down. Anyways tell me 5 reasons that the Armed Forces can refuse you for.

Drug Users (Red Eyes - The War On Drugs)

Obese (Please Mr. Postman - The Marvelettes)

Medical Illnesses (Wagon Wheel - Old Crow Medicine Show)

Failing to Graduate High School (Concrete Schoolyard - Jurassic 5)

Criminal Record (Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm)


Scores
1. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 89 pts.
2. I Wish This Microphone Was George: 88 pts.
3. Uteran Envy: 82 pts.
4. Midnight Crew: 81 pts.
5. Ben Dover: 73 pts.
5. Dawson's Crack: 73 pts.
6. Prostate Of The Union: 71 pts.
7. Where's Billy & Greg: 64 pts.
7. Rusty Kuntz: 64 pts.
8. Baby Llama Drama: 56 pts.


Picture Question

Question: What would be the best April Fool's Prank on Kanye West?

Winner: Ben Dover

Runner Up: Kevin Forti Realty Trust


Standings
1. I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Horse Cock: 62.5 + 9 = 71.5 pts.
2. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 44.5 + 10 = 54.5 pts.
3. Prostate Of The Cock Squad: 47 + 4 = 51 pts.
4. Baby Llama Drama: 44.5 + 1 = 45.5 pts.
5. Sorry Out Of Rolling Rock: 32 + 8 = 40 pts.
6. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 25 pts.
7. Je Suis Kanye: 14 + 5.5 = 19.5 pts.
8. Dawson's Crack: 13.5 + 5.5 = 19 pts.
9. Oswald Cobblepot: 18 pts.
10. Crunchy Roll: 14 pts.
11. Funtown/Splashtown USA: 9 pts.
12. Where's Billy & Greg?: 4 + 2.5 = 6.5 pts.
13. Team Couches: 5 pts.