Round 1: Greg
- Who plays Peeta Mellark in the Hunger Games movie?
- Josh Hutcherson (So Much by Red Hot Chili Peppers)
- What country is the firepit known as the "door to hell" located in?
- Turkmenistan (Jerk it Out by The Caesars)
- Name the meteor shower that peaked on Monday night.
- Perseid meteor shower (Lady Percy by King Charles)
- What agency is Smokey the Bear the mascot of?
- The United States Forest Service (What's Up by Four Non Blondes)
- Name the last 5 managers of the Red Sox, not including John Farrell.
- Bobby Valentine (My Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte)
- Terry Francona (Black Horse and the Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall)
- Grady Little (A Little Less Conversation by Elvis Presley)
- Joe Kerrigan (It's Still Rock and Roll to Me by Billy Joel)
- Jimmy Williams (The Middle by Jimmy Eat World)
Round 2: Clarkies Don't Categorize
- Which detective appeared in Agatha Christie's first novel?
- Hercule Poirot (I Saw Her Standing There by The Beatles)
- Name the actress who plays Skylar on Breaking Bad.
- Anna Gunn (Love Gun by Cee Lo Green)
- Who was the only President of the United States that wasn't married?
- James Buchanan (Canned Heat by Jamiroquai)
- How do you make a Sazerac?
- Rye whiskey, bitters, sugar, absinthe (Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve)
- Name the 5 most common elements or compounds in Earth's atmosphere besides oxygen.
- Nitrogen (Long Kiss Goodnight by The Notorious BIG)
- Argon (Gone by Kanye West)
- Carbon Dioxide (Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel)
- Neon (Need You by Travis McCoy)
- Methane (Bring the Pain by Method Man)
Round 3: Greg
- What was Annie Oakley's real name?
- Phoebe Ann Moses (We are the Free by Matt Redman)
- What layer of skin do tattoos get inserted into?
- Name one of the three new actors in The Expendables 3.
- Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Antonio Banderas (Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)
- What coutnry invented gun powder?
- China (Shine by Collective Soul)
- Name Africa's "Big 5" game animals.
- Lion (Hips Don't Lie by Shakira)
- Rhinoceros (Sometimes I Rhyme Slow by Nice and Smooth)
- Cape Buffalo (Mr. Slow by Buffalo Springfield)
- Leopard (Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard)
- African Elephant (Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by Cage the Elephant)
Round 4: Billy's Something Something
- What was Kendrick Lamar's debut studio album?
- Good Kid, m.A.A.d City (City Traffic Puzzle by The Hush Sound)
- What stadium has hosted the most superbowls?
- Superdome in New Orleans (Superstar by Lupe Fiasco)
- Which groups have the most grammy awards?
- What movie did Sean Connery win an Oscar for?
- The Untouchables (I Touch Myself by The Divinyls)
- Name that TV show theme!
- That 70's Show
- Batman Beyond
- Desperate Housewives
- The Odd Couple
- The Sopranos
The Pitcher Question
- Draw a picture of wrong love. To be judged by Billy.
Scores
- THAT's Not Going to Happen -- 164
- Cunning Runts -- 159 (P)
- Oops I Swallowed Again / Shut Up and Slam -- 149
- Fire Rabbit -- 139
- Tom Dingus and the Buttholes -- 136
- Ossum Possum -- 131
- Doubtful Guests -- 130
League Standings
- The Cunning Runts -- 18
- Oops I Swallowed Again -- 16
- THAT's Not Going to Happen -- 11
- Shut Up and Slam -- 7
- Ghost-Frog the Whip -- 6
- Frisky Dingoes -- 4
- Fuck Boy Original / War -- 3
- Halliburton Teen / The Ross McAlister Experience / Swan Schlong / Walk Up in Moynihan's -- 2
- Butt-Sweat and Tears / Los Anales Analgs of Analheim / Phillip Seymour Hoffman Sharted -- 1
Round 1: Bite Me
- What historical figure is Dracula based on?
- Vlad the Impaler (Mr. Pinstripe Suit by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy)
- What was the original nickname of the main character in Life of Pi?
- Pissing Patel (Miss Jackson by Panic! At the Disco)
- What animal has the strongest bite, based on pounds per square inch?
- Saltwater Crocodiles (Let it Rock by Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil Wayne)
- Whose ear did Mike Tyson famously bite?
- Evander Holyfield (Rock and Roll Band by Boston)
- Name the top 5 most dangerous sharks to humans, based on number of attacks.
- Requiem Sharks (Requiem for a Dying Song by Flogging Molly)
- Sand Tiger Sharks (I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow)
- Tiger Sharks (Tiger by Kevin Gates)
- Bull Sharks (Don't Stop the Party by Pitbull)
- Great White Shark (White Wedding by Billy Idol)
Round 2: Birds
- What is the class name for Birds?
- Aves (Save Me by Remy Zero)
- Who was the main actress starring in The Birds?
- Tippi Hedren (Sleepyhead by Passion Pit)
- What era did Pterodactyls exist during?
- Jurassic era (Quality Control by Jurassic 5)
- What was the name of Dumbledore's phoenix?
- Fawkes (Fuck the Police by N.W.A.)
- What are the five most common species of bird used as household pets?
- Parakeets/budgies (Parallel Universe by Red Hot Chili Peppers)
- Cockatiels (Life is a Highway by Tom Cochrane)
- Finches (Closer by Nine Inch Nails)
- Canaries (Can't Tell Me Nothing by Kanye West)
- Lovebird (Crazy in Love by Beyonce ft. Jay-Z)
Round 3: Petite
- Who hosts and produces This American Life?
- Ira Glass (Raise Your Glass by Pink)
- What real estate company owns the Auburn Mall and the Burlington Mall?
- Simon Property Group (You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon)
- What was the only baseball team Andy Pettitte played for besides the Yankees?
- Houston Astros (Houston by Slim Thug)
- What was Bilbo Baggins' mother's maiden name?
- Took (You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC)
- Name the people on the US women's Olympic gymnastics team.
- Aly Raisman (The Saga Begins by Weird Al)
- Kyla Ross (So Sophisticated by Rick Ross)
- Jordan Wieber (This Is How We Do It by Montell Jordan)
- Gabby Douglas (Your Love is My Drug by Ke$ha)
- McKayla Maroney (You're So Damn Hot by OK Go)
- Sarah Finnegan
- Anna Li
- Elizabeth Price
Round 4: Pizza Delivery
- Where was modern pizza invented?
- Naples, Italy (Good Day by Nappy Roots)
- Who is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' rat mentor?
- Master Splinter (We Intertwined by The Hush Sound)
- What's different about extra virgin olive oil, anyway?
- Better flavor, lower acidity and smoke point (Acid Rain by Chance the Rapper)
- What is the name of the recurring pizza company in all Pixar films?
- Pizza Planet (Planet Rock by Afrika Bambaataa)
- Name the 5 biggest pizza companies in America.
- Pizza Hut (Shut Em Down by Public Enemy)
- Domino's (Layla by Derek and the Dominos)
- Papa John's (Papa's Got a Brand New Bag by James Brown)
- Little Caesar's (Seven Seas of Rhye by Queen)
- California Pizza Kitchen (Hotel California by Gipsy Kings)
The Pitcher Question
- Draw a picture of Billy doing something unmanly, but make him look manly. Greg judges.
Scores
- Fuck Boy Original -- 88
- The Cunning Runts -- 87
- The Monstars (Shut Up and Slam remix) -- 86 (P)
- Frisky Dingoes -- 83
- Oops I Swallowed Again -- 78
- Biker Babes -- 74
- I Saw Alex Trebek at Disneyland -- 70
- Savage Vodka -- 36
- The Bumbletons -- 22
League Standings
- The Cunning Runts -- 16
- Oops I Swallowed Again -- 15
- THAT's Not Going to Happen -- 8
- Ghost-Frog the Whip / Shut Up and Slam -- 6
- Frisky Dingoes -- 4
- Fuck Boy Original / War -- 3
- Halliburton Teen / The Ross McAlister Experience / Swan Schlong / Walk Up in Moynihan's -- 2
- Butt-Sweat and Tears / Los Anales Analgs of Analheim / Phillip Seymour Hoffman Sharted -- 1