Spring League Week Thirteen: 4/22/15

Round 1: Pizza

1. Pizza comes in many different shapes and sizes and styles. What does a cutting a pizza chicago style do?

Cut in a grid (Genesis - Grimes)

2. Pizza hut is the #1 pizza company in the USA. making over 13 billion dollars last year! They are a licenced brand of YUM! Foods. Can you name me another popular fast food chain that is also owned by Yum! Foods?

Taco Bell, KFC, WIngStreet (Piazza, New York Catcher - Belle and Sebastian)

3. Worcester Magazine gives out it’s prestigous awards every year for the best restaurants in many fields. Can you tell me which Worcester pizza place won best pizza in 2014

Volturno (Just a girl - No Doubt)

4. We all know that if you get a pizza and cover it in toppings and decide to fold it in half into a little pocket it becomes the delectable Calzone. But do y’all know what it’s called when you prepare a pizza and roll it up like a taquito?

Stromboli (1985 - Bowling for Soup)

Bonus Round: What are the 5 most popular pizza toppings in america (cheese isn’t one of them)

Pepperoni (pepper - butthole surfers)

Mushrooms (Where Do I Belong - Infected Mushroom)

Onions (One - Metallica)

Sausage (GDFR - Sage the Gemini & Flo Rida)

Bacon (The Con - Teagan and Sara)

Round 2: My Favorite Games

1. Growing up I loved Star Wars Battlefront and was really excited about the new trailer, then I saw some articles and immediately lowered my hype. Anyways EA is developing the new game, I want to know who developed the original Star Wars Battlefront.

Pandemic Studios (Panama - Van Halen)

2. Another game that kicked ass and still does is Super Smash Bros. In the original there were 8 playable characters with 4 unlockable ones. Name me 2 of the 4 unlockable characters in the original Super Smash Bros.

Luigi, Ness, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff (Mess Around - Ray Charles)

3. I really enjoy playing Sid Meier’s Civilization 5. In it you can pick many a civ and dominate the world culturally, faithfully, or just by nuking everybody. The Aztec empire is one of these lovely civs. The Aztecs were really messed up and religious and were known to practice one aspect of their religion that would be very much frowned upon today. What was that practice?

Human Sacrifice (Human - The Killers)

4. So growing up my parents wouldn’t let me play violent games and thus had to play tons of sports games. I want to know the best selling sports video-game franchise.

FIFA (Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz)

Bonus Round: My favorite board game recently has been the Settlers of Catan. In it you can buy Development cards a risky strategy but sometimes it pays off. What are the 5 different development cards you can get in the original Settlers of Catan.

Year of Plenty (100 Years - Five For Fighting)

Monopoly (Polly - Nirvana)

Knight (Knights of Cydonia - Muse)

Victory Point (Sweet Victory - David Glen Eisley)

Road Builder (Bless The Broken Road - Rascal Flatts)

Round 3: Dank Memes

1. I’m sure all of us saw the superbowl in some way or another this year. And we all know who really won. Left Shark… Can you tell me what song Left shark was dancing to?

Teenage Dream by Katy Perry (Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus)

2. Within the dank meme community one of the favorites was a Shiba Inu puppy named Kabosu with a precious expression on it’s face. This blew up into an obscure onine community of followers that ended up creating their own cryptocurrency and sponsoring a Nascar driver. What is the name of this currency?

Dogecoin (Lonesome - Dr. Dog)

3. Reddit.com is known as being one of the top content contributors to the internet along with tumblr, 4chan and 9gag. But reddit just got a new CEO who is not everyones cup of tea Can you tell me her name

Ellen Pao (Band on the Run - Paul McCartney)

4. 4Chan is a very dark and scary corner of the internet created by a kid back in October of 2004. It was an imageboard created for likeminded people to post things they enjoyed. Unfortuantely their creator and owner also stepped down from his position in September 2015. Can you tell me his name (either username or real name)

Moot, Christopher Poole (Splash Waterfalls - Ludacris)

Bonus Round: Draw 2 memes relating to Trivia.

Round 4: The Real World

1. Sooner or later we’ll all be real people and have jobs with small or large companies. What company has the most employees worldwide?

Wal-Mart (Back Against The Wall - Cage The Elephant)

2. With age comes money, and with money comes bills and debt that we need to pay. The US itself is over $17 trillion in debt with over $6 trillion of that debt owed to the Federal Government. What part of the Federal Government do we owe the most money towards?

Social Security (Story of My Life - Social Distortion)

3. So there is this show called The Real World, which used to be alright but is now complete and utter trash. I want to know where was the first season of the Real World shot?

New York (The New Workout Plan - Kanye West)

4. The world is obviously a great place and with today being Earth Day and all I figured why not do a question about our lovely environment. I just want to know what was the world’s first recognized national park?

Yellowstone (Trippin’ On A Hole In A Paper Heart - Stone Temple Pilots)

Bonus Round: So eventually we’ll all own a house, maybe who knows but hopefully we will. I want to know the top 5 states with the highest property value.

California (Sweet Nothing - Calvin Harris)

New Jersey (Imma Star - Jeremih)

Virginia (Like A Virgin - Madonna)

Hawaii (Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride - Lilo & Stitch Soundtrack)

Maryland (Be Without You - Mary J. Blige)

Scores

1. Prostate of the Dick Squad: 89 pts.

2. Megz fuckin 21st bitchezz: 88 pts.

3. Bite the pillow Dawson, George is Coming in Dry: 82 pts.

4. Proper Nouns & The Adjectives: 79 pts.

5. Crunchy Roll: 78 pts.

6. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 69 pts.

7. Baby Llama Drama: 55 pts.

8. Oswald Cobblepot: 39 pts.

Picture Question

Question: How were the Stormtroopers from Star Wars trained?

Winner: Oswald Cobblepot

Runner Up: Megz Fuckin 21st Bitchezz

Standings

1. I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse Cock: 82.5 + 6 = 88.5 pts.

2. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 62 + 3 = 65 pts.

3. Prostate of the Cock Squad: 56 + 8 = 64 pts.

4. Baby Llama Drama: 49.5 + 2 = 51.5 pts.

5. Sorry Out of Rolling Rock: 40 + 7 = 47 pts.

6. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 26 pts.

7. Crunchy Roll: 17 + 4 = 21 pts.

8. Je Suis Kanye: 19.5 pts.

9. Dawson's Crack: 19 pts.

9. Oswald Cobblepot: 18 + 1 = 19 pts.

10. Midnight Crew: 15.5 pts.

Spring League Week Twelve: 4/15/15

Round 1:  Hot in hurr

1. Nelly the rapper just got arrested in Tennessee. What were the charges?

Felony for possession of drugs and methamphetamines (Session - Linkin Park)

2. Temperature is measured in Fahrenheit or Celsius. Can you tell me what the boiling point of water is in Fahrenheit?

212 degrees (212 - Azaelia Banks)

3. Hottubs have a built in limit based on the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Can you tell me what the maximum temperature allowed is?

104 degrees F (40C) (wasting time - Four years strong)

4. Another type of degree there is is a COLLEGE DEGREE! Can you tell me the number of different undergraduate degrees (Majors) that Clark University offers.

32 (oblivion - thirty seconds to mars)

Bonus Round: Name 5 other countries that use Fahrenheit

Bahamas, Belize, the Cayman Islands, Palau and the United States and its associated territories of Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, American Samoa and Canada.

(Kokomo - Beach Boys) Bahamas

(Like a virgin - Madonna) US Virgin Islands (NOT BRITISH)

(Can I kick it - A tribe called Quest) canada

(Live and let die - Paul McCartney) palau

(Samson - Regina Spektor) Samoa

Round 2: Butts & Dicks

1. So one person that loves butts is Tina from Bob’s Burgers. The show focuses on Bob and his struggling burger restaurant. What is the name of Bob’s fiercest rival?

Jimmy Pesto (Jimmy Iovine - Macklemore)

2. So another person that loves big butts and he cannot lie is Sir-Mix-A-Lot. Now he hasn’t done much musically in recent years but he was featured in a videogame as a fictional DJ for a radio station you can listen to while playing the game. What game am I talking about?

Grand Theft Auto IV (The Message - Grandmaster Flash)

3. One of my favorite images to gain Internet popularity is the Dickbutt. If you don’t know what the Dickbutt is look it up after this round is over because it’s a great picture. Basically the picture gained popularity on 4chan after it was featured on a satirical webcomic series. What webcomic series was it?

Horribleville (Macho Man - The Village People)

4. Dick Cheney the former Vice President once shot somebody while hunting, remember that? Anyways I always thought he looked like the Penguin from Batman. What is the Penguin’s real name?

Oswald Cobblepot (You Make Me Feel… - Cobra Starship)

Bonus Round: So Dick Van Dyke used to host his own variety show in the 60s that was one of the best shows to ever come out of the decade. Name me 5 major/supporting characters from the show.

Rob Petrie (Lonely N o More - Rob Thomas)

Laura Petrie

Sally Rogers (Long Tall Sally - Little Richard)

Richie Petrie (Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani)

Buddy Sorrell

Mel Cooley (I’m The Only One - Melissa Etheridge)

Millie Helper

Jerry Helper (Birthday Sex - Jeremih)

Alan Brady

Round 3: bad words

1. Not counting the documentary “FUCK” which BLOCKBUSTER film released in 2013 has the high score for most instances of the F word used. (If you say Jaws you’re disqualified)

Wolf of Wall Street (Street lights - Kanye West)

2. Reddit did a survey of all their sport team subreddits comments and they amalgamated the results. Which sports team fans are the most profane. (hint, it’s a hockey team)

Boston Bruins (Talk show’s on mute - incubus)

3. What rap album that came out in 1996 was the most profane “popular” rap album with a whopping 905 instances of profane words defined by George Carlin's comedy bit  “7 dirty words” that you can’t say on television

All Eyez on me - Tupac (eyes open - Taylor Swift)

4. What extremely profane word was added to the oxford english dictionary last year (2014) with a definition of “adj. despicable; highly unpleasant; extremely annoying.” it shared its root word with a foul term for a specific body part.

Cunty (Stars shine brightest - cunninglinguists)

Bonus Round: George Carlin had a comedy piece where he listen the seven words that you cannot say on TV. He was at one time arrested while performing this bit on stage for “disturbing the peace” could you tell me 5 of these words

(The words are: shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.)

(Fuck it - Eamon)

(Hit the road jack - Ray Charles)

(Heaven’s on fire - kiss)

(Until the day I die - Story of the year)

(Titanium - Sia and david guetta)

Round 4: Dawson’s Features

1. One of my favorite features of Dawson is his hair, specifically the gingerness of it. One other really cool ginger is Kathy Griffin. For a short while she was the unofficial co-host for a very well-known talk show. What show was it?

The View (The View - Modest Mouse)

2. Another one of my favorite Dawson features is his bunny Waldo Chipotle. While it isn’t actually a feature, I feel like Waldo is an extension of Dawson. An awesome movie about a rabbit is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. What is the name of Roger’s wife?

Jessica Rabbit (How Do You Sleep? - Jesse McCartney)

3. I also love Dawson’s insane knowledge of EDM music. I want to know what DJ made the most money last year?

Calvin Harris (Whip My Hair - Willow)

4. Yet another feature that I love about Dawson is his glorious facial hair. One band that had amazing facial hair was ZZ Top, except their drummer did not have a beard. What is his name?

Frank Beard (New York, New York - Frank Sinatra)

Bonus Round: One feature I also really like about Dawson is his fashion style. Dude knows how to dress to impress like no other. I want to know what were the top 5 searched fashion brands on Google for 2014?

Michael Kors (Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart)

Louis Vuitton (A Kiss To Build A Dream On - Louis Armstrong)

Ralph Lauren (Doo Wop - Lauryn Hill)

Tory Burch (Dear No One - Tori Kelly)

Gucci (Better Days - Goo Goo Dolls)


Scores
1. I Wish My Giant Horse Cock Was A Microphone: 90 pts.
2. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 72 pts.
3. Prostate of the Cock Squad: 59 pts.
4. Va Va Voomz: 58 pts.
5. Midnight Crew: 53 pts.
5. Baby Llama Drama: 53 pts.
6. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 49 pts.


Picture Question

Question: What did Freshman George do on Spree Day/what was going through his mind?

Winner: Midnight Crew

Runner-Up: Baby Llama Drama

Standings

1. I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Horse Cock: 75.5 + 7 = 82.5 pts.

2. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 56 + 6 = 62 pts.

3. Prostate Of The Cock Squad: 51 + 5 = 56 pts.

4. Baby Llama Drama: 47 + 2.5 = 49.5 pts.

5. Sorry Out Of Rolling Rock: 40 pts.

6. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 25 + 1 = 26 pts.

7. Je Suis Kanye: 19.5 pts.
8. Dawson's Crack: 19 pts.
9. Oswald Cobblepot: 18 pts.
10. Crunchy Roll: 17 pts.

11. Midnight Crew: 13 + 2.5 = 15.5 pts.

12. Funtown/Splashtown USA: 9 pts.
13. Where's Billy & Greg?: 6.5 pts.
14. Team Couches: 5 pts.

Spring League Week Eleven: 4/8/2015

Round 1:  Playing with my balls

1. What is the mandated PSI for an NFL football

13 (Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus)

2. Where is the 2018 world cup being held

Russia (Elastic Heart - Sia)

3. What is the function of the dimples in golf balls?

Increase turbulence of air around the ball and lowers drag. (Hello - Dragonette)


4. How many panels are on a soccer ball

32(Ooh Ahh - Grits)

Bonus Round: Name 5 professional basketball players that were in Space Jam

Michael Jordan (This is how we do it - Montel Jordan)

Charles Barkley (St. Elsewhere - Gnarles Barkley)

Patrick Ewing (Wings of a Butterfly - HIM)

Larry Bird (Stuntin like my daddy - Birdman)

Larry Johnson (Bubble Toes - Jack Johnson)

Shawn Bradley

Mugsy Bogues

Round 2: Universal Studios

1. Universal Studios in Orlando is a great place and I’m going there on vacation pretty soon. They have the Harry Potter World. Speaking of Harry Potter, in the 4th book the Quidditch World Cup takes place. What country wins the Quidditch World Cup?

Ireland (Iris - Goo Goo Dolls)

2. At Universal they have an entire section of the park devoted to Marvel superheroes, which is amazing. One of these superheroes featured is Spiderman. In the movies, both Amazing and regular, they feature a character named Dr. Connors who is Peter’s mentor/professor in school. Dr. Connors actually turns into one of Spiderman’s villains in the comics. What is the name of this villain?

The Lizard (Jailbreak - Thin Lizzy)

3. Another awesome part of the park is a Dr. Seuss portion featuring the Cat in the Hat of course. In the Cat in the Hat the cat and his two things destroy the house of a small girl to show her how to have fun. What is the name of the girl in The Cat in the Hat?

Sally (Hard to Love - Lee Brice)

4. So we are staying at the Hard Rock Hotel and around the world there are many of these hotels and restaurants. Where is the largest Hard Rock Cafe located?

Orlando (This Land is Your Land - Woody Guthrie)

Bonus Round: Another awesome movie featured at the parks is Shrek. In Shrek they feature awesome characters like Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona as well as many fairy tale creatures. Name me 5 different fairy tales represented in the first Shrek movie.

Three Blind Mice (No Rain - Blind Melon)

Big Bad Wolf (Joker And The Thief - Wolfmother)

Three Little Pigs (Too Little, Too Late - JoJo)

Gingerbread Man (Follow You Down - Gin Blossoms)

Pinocchio (Pinball Wizard - The Who)

Round 3: Senses

1.Name the three floating bones inside the ear

Anvil Stirrup and Hammer (U Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer

2. There are the 5 basic tastes that are well known. Sweet sour salty bitter. Can you name the fifth one and one type of food that would stimulate this fifth taste type?

Umami Brothy or meaty soy green tea carrot tomato (Hey Mama - BEP)

3. Name of the actor in the sixth sense who could see dead people

Haley Joel Osment (Dynasty - Dada Life & Haley)

4. In the word Scent which is silent the S or the C.

The C (Music is my Hot Hot sex - CSS)

Bonus Round: There are 5 of the traditional senses but can you tell me the 5 non traditional senses.

Balance and Accelleration (The artist in the Ambulance - Thrice)

Temperature (Soldier On - Temper Trap)

Kinesthetic Sense (Animal Kingdom - Bliss n eso)

Pain (Pain - Jimmy Eat World)

Internal senses. (hunger, biological functioning) (Hungry like the Wolf - Duran)

Round 4: My Childhood

1. I loved sledding growing up. My street was perfect because it was a hill and nowhere near a main road. Sledding is actually a professional sport, and by that I mean toboggan racing. The US National Toboggan Championships occur each year in this New England town. Where does it take place?

Camden, Maine (Hey Ma - Cam’Ron)

2. Another fun part of my childhood was growing up in a neighborhood with tons of other kids to play with. We would always play street hockey seeing as Boston and Massachusetts were big into the sport and more specifically the NHL. Name me one NHL team that no longer exists.

Quebec Nordiques (E-Pro - Beck)

3. Part of my childhood included nightmares, specifically one dream where cars would drive on their own and chase me around my backyard. I just want to know what car company’s slogan is “Unlike Any Other”

Mercedes-Benz (Bend & Break - Keane)

4. Another awful memory I had of childhood was one day in about 1st grade I was walking down these set of stone stairs outside my school to go to recess. I tripped stumbled down the stairs and cracked my head open, it explains a lot. While I didn’t do this while playing sports, I want to know the most common type of sport injury?

Strains/Sprains (She’s On Fire - Train)

Bonus Round: Growing up I loved playing N64 with all of my friends on a rainy day after school. I want to know the 5 best selling N64 games ever.

Super Mario 64 (Let Me Love You - Mario)

Mario Kart (Say Anything - Cartel)

GoldenEye 007 (99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger)

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Green Light - John Legend)

Super Smash Bros. (Today - The Smashing Pumpkins)

Scores
1. Team Bagging: 85 pts.
2. Springfield Isotopes: 78 pts.
3. I Wish This Horse Cock Was A Microphone: 76 pts.
4. Crunchy Roll: 71 pts.
5. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 60 pts.
5. Baby Llama Drama: 60 pts.


Picture Question


Question: Since y'all love drawing sexual things, draw your best sexual/erotic fan fiction of us the trivia hosts.


Winner: I Wish This Horse Cock Was A Microphone

Runner Up: Kevin Forti Realty Trust

Standings
1. I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Horse Cock: 71.5 + 4 = 75.5 pts.
2. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 54.5 + 1.5 = 56 pts.
3. Prostate of the Cock Squad: 51 pts.
4. Baby Llama Drama: 45.5 + 1.5 = 47 pts.
5. Sorry Out Of Rolling Rock: 40 pts.
6. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 25 pts.
7. Je Suis Kanye: 19.5 pts.
8. Dawson's Crack: 19 pts.
9. Oswald Cobblepot: 18 pts.
10. Crunchy Roll: 14 + 3 = 17 pts.
11. Midnight Crew: 7 + 6 = 13 pts.
12. Funtown/Splashtown USA: 9 pts.
13. Where's Billy & Greg?: 6.5 pts.
14. Team Couches: 5 pts.