Fall League 9/28/16

Fall League 9/28/16

Sexy Time

1. So tonight’s gunna be a little wild n out with some interesting questions. For starters, what organization, known by the acronym GGW, made a killing by giving girls free t-shirts while they were on spring break?
   
   Girls Gone Wild
   Girls - the 1975
   
2. Rihanna knows a thing or two about how wild things can get with tonight’s topics. What do S&M stand for in this song?
   
   Sex & Money
   S&M - Rihanna

3. Borat - the inspiration behind this rounds’ name - is one crazy dude and beastiality is definitely a thing he probably engages in, maybe even with his pet. What animal does Borat keep as a pet?
   
   Hen
   All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix
   
4. An underappreciated movie is the film The Girl Next Door, which has some quality scenes and clips in it with a veryyyyy hot lead actress. The whole movie revolves around these high schoolers getting in with the wrong leaders in the porn industry and eventually shooting a porno in their school on prom night. Eventually this movie goes super viral - what is the theme of the video that they make?
   
   Proper Sex Ed
   Sex Ed Rock by I Set my Friends on Fire & Smosh
   

Bonus: But tonight could get a little weird - like some teams might punish others or beat them so badly that they bleed and cry out in agony - or something like that. What sexual acts does the acronym BDSM describe?

1. Bondage & discipline - Discipline by Nine Inch Nails
2. Dominance and Submission - Dominance and Submission by Blue Oyster Cult
3. Sadism and Masochism - Masochist by Ingrid Michaelson

Porn

1. Every year there is an award show for the adult entertainment industry, which is often referred to as the Oscars of Porn. What is the name of this award show (acronym is acceptable)? A: The AVN Awards (Adult Video News Awards), play Hail to the King by Avenged Sevenfold
2. In 2005 Adam and Eve and Digital Playground teamed up to produce an adult film with the largest production budget to date. This adult film was directly based on the plot of a 2003 hollywood blockbuster. What is the name of this blockbuster? (Hint: the adult film is self described as an “action-adventure”). A: Pirates of the Caribbean, play Pirate Jet by Gorillaz
3. In August of 2014, many celebrities including Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence had multiple nude pictures leaked after a hacker managed to get into their iCloud profiles. This leak was given a fairly crude nickname. What was that nickname? A: The Fappening, play Bro Hymn by Pennywise
4. The state of California has been trying for over a year to change a key facet of the porn industry. If these rules go through, all adult films shot in the state will have to adhere to what new rule? A: All actors must wear condoms, play controlla by Drake.

Bonus: At the end of 2015, Pornhub released statistics about website viewership for the year (this is phrased badly, if you want to change it go for it). What were the five most popular categories viewed during that year?

1. Lesbian (One Day More by Les Miserables or if you want Ellen Degeneres by Lil B although that’s kind of a stretch)
2. Teen (play teenage dirtbag by Wheatus)
3. Big Dick (play My Dick by Micky Avalon)
4. MILF (play M.I.L.F $ by Fergie)
5. Ebony (Play Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney)

Sex Toys

1. With the advance of technology, some sex toys, especially one in particular called the “WE-Vibe Smart Control Vibrator,” which only costs $139.34, is in their own words “a dual vibrator for clitoral and G-Spot stimulation.” This vibrator has one special feature though which has only really been possible and feasible in the last 5-7 years or so - what is this feature?
   
   Remotely controlled through an app
   Remote Control by the Beastie Boys
   
2. So in writing this round I discovered Buzzfeed’s 20 sex toys for you and your partner, which is what inspired the last question. It mainly consisted of vibrators, some prostate stimulators and one other toy, typically used by males. What is the name of this other toy?
   
   Cock Ring
   Ring the Alarm - Beyonce
   
3. So Amazon sells everything, including sex toys. And with Amazon purchases come amazon reviews and comments. Let’s just say I lol’d in the library a little too much while reading one for the best selling vibrator. Apparently it only works 50% of the time which kinda sounds like women’s success rate with men. Except this is false - though there is an orgasm gap of understanding, lol. In a study 85% of men thought their partner had an orgasm. How many women in this study reported having an orgasm? It’s higher than 50%!
   
   64%
   When I’m Sixty Four - The Beatles
   
4. So Howard Stern, that weird dude who has this weird radio show that’s also tv, has had numerous people on his show to ride a sex toy that on its own website claims that it “has been the leader in self-gratification products for women.” What is this saddle -like sex toy called?
   
   Sybian
   Siberian Nights by the Kills

Bonus: Name me 5 sex toys that I have NOT mentioned yet.

1. Tenga Eggs - Egg Man by the Beatles
2. Dildos - Thank You by Dido

3. Penis Pumps - Fuck me Pumps by Amy Winehouse
4. Anal Beads/Butt Plugs - Big Butts by the Ying Yang Twins

5. Nipple Clamps - Clampdown by the Clash
6. Penis Extender


Sex Legends

1. So there are some pretty crazy legends out there about sex - one of them is none other than Wilt the Stilt. He claimed in one of his books to have sex with 20,000 over this lifetime which is kinda crazy but like that’s totally unbelievable. What’s more believable is his streak over the course of a 10 day road trip. How many women did Wilt Chamberlain have sex with over this time?
   
   23
   23 - Mike Will Made-IT; Miley Cyrus
   
2. So next up is another famous basketball player - Dennis Rodman. Who apparently suffered from BPS - or broken penis syndrome - more than once. There’s actually a hilariously animated video of Rodman narrating the times when this happened. How many times did Rodman break his penis?
   
   3
   Animal I have Become by Three Days Grace
   
3. So one can assume that having wives means having sex. Maybe not. Idk I’m not married. Anyways, who, according to the Bible is reported to have had 700 wives and 300 concubines?
   
   Solomon
   Solo Dolo (nightmare) - Kid Cudi
   
4. Men don’t get to have all the fun - there are actually contries today that protect what is know as polyandry or the ability for women to have multiple husbands. What modern day Asian island country actually protects women’s rights to marry multiple men?
   
   Sri Lanka
   Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Rey
   

Bonus: Name me 5/10 of the top paid porn stars out there, the list is according to their net worth.

1.Jenna Jameson - Jenny by Walk the Moon

2. Tera Patrick - She’s like the Wind by Patrick Swayze (Dirty Dancing)

3. Peter North - Northern Wind by City and Colour

4. Traci Lords - Team by Lorde

5. Jesse Jane - Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney

6. Maria Takagi

7. Ron Jeremy

8. Bree Olson

9. Katie Morgan

10. Lexington Steele

Picture Question:

So beastiality as defined by Meriam Webster’s dictionary is, “sex between a person and an animal” which leaves this thing wideeeee open for possibilities. Draw me the best animal to person combination you can imagine. Creativity is encouraged.

WINNERS: 3 Dicks, 3 Chicks:

Scan - “Dan” - dalous Sex (RIP - Rest in Penis):  

Brawndo, Full Body-Latte ;) :

Sex (Gravity Falls):

One Erection:

3 Jewesses:

Standings (9/28/16)

1. Winston’s Winions (Scan-Dan-dalous Sex): 25 + 5 = 30
2. RIP Harambe # RIPPrince (3 Dicks, 3 Chicks): 17 + 4 = 21
3. 3 Jewesses #Dicksoutforgompei : 11 + 3 = 14
4. SEX =:D (Gravity Falls Harder than my GPA): 11 + 2 = 13
5. BRAWNDO Full Body-Latte ;): 6 + 6 = 12
6. 2H2K = 4
7. Ethan What Happened to your nose?? = 2
   Vodka Cranberries
8. The Charlottans: 1 Chubby Bunny Mi-Ka-La One Erection

Fall League Trivia 9.21.16

(6/29/16)

Round 1: Produce 101

1. The secret’s out. I work in a produce department in a grocery store when I’m not here with you lovely people or saving the world. Just about every item in a produce department has a sticker on it with what’s called a PLU code. What does PLU stand for?

Price look-up code

Look up by Chairlift

2. So vegetables, like most good things, don’t last forever. But, apparently one specific type of leafed vegetable can last for up to a year if stored correctly. What vegetable can last that long?

Cabbage

Baggage Claim – Miranda Lambert

3. Upon doing some digging and researching, the United States has one fruit that dominates over 50% of the volume of imported fresh fruits. What Fruit is this?

Bananas

Banana Pancakes – Jack Johnson

4.  Stone fruit, also called drupes apparently, is a fruit with a “stone” inside of it. What is the commonplace term that has replaced the old “stone”?

A Pit

Sleepyhead  by Passion Pit

Bonus Round: Name me 5 types of apples. I will award up to 8 points for this category unless you can name more apples than I did when I first answered this question. I was able to name up to 11. If you can name me 11 or more I’ll give you those 11 points. If you can’t you only get 8. I’m still only playing 5 songs for this. Best of luck!

1. Honeycrisp

2. Gala

3. Granny Smith – Granny by Dave Matthews Band

4. Braeburn

5. Macintosh – Smack that by Akon

6. Fuji

7. Golden Delicious – House of Gold by Twenty One Pilots

8. Jazz Applies

9. Red Delicious – Under the Bridge By Red Hot Chili Peppers

10. Empire – Empire by Of Monsters and Men

11. Pink Lady

12. (Cortland)

13. (Macoun)

(7/8/16)

Round 2: Produce 102

1. Welcome to another session of Produce, I’m your Prof., Dr. Rice, and I’m surprised this many people showed up again for another class. Since you’re all so dedicated to the subject at hand I’ll take it easy on you for this first question. What country leads the way in the production of 19 fruits and vegetables?

China

China Grove by the Doobie Brothers

2. In my experience I’ve seen boxes in Spanish and French that say “sin pepitas” and “sans pépins” respectively. What do these phrases translate to in English? Hint: they are related the quality of the fruit that they are describing.

Seedless or Without Seeds

Twisted Love by Seedless

3. A little etymology for you. Just about every other language calls a certain fruit an “Ananas” EXCEPT for English. In English, what do we call an “Ananas”?

Pineapple

Pineapple Fanta by Soulja Boiiiiiii

4. PO – TATE – OH. Boilin’ em, mashin’ em, stickin’ em in a stew. In Maine there’s a county that used to be one of the top potato producers in the country. In fact many schools in this county still give a week of school off for harvesting the potatoes. What is the name of this county? As a hint, the county starts with an A.

Aroostook County

Rooster in my Rari by Waka Flocka Flame

Bonus: Fingerling potatoes can come in a variety of colors and they’re small, almost bite size potatoes. Name me 5 different colors these potatoes can come in.

1. Red – Can’t Stop by RHCP

2. Yellow – Way Away by Yellowcard

3. Purple – Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple

4. Orange – Orange by Gucci Mane

5. White – White Iverson by Post Malone

(8/3/16)

Round 3: M&MDP (Mike & Matt Do Produce)

1. Hello all I’m berry happy to see you here tonight. What is the most expensive berry dish in the world? It’s worth 1.4 million and comes with garnished with diamonds. Half credit if you guess the berry, full for the entire name.

Strawberries Arnaud

As we are now - Saint Raymond

2. Hey there…. Nice melons. CLASSIC. Apparently the colliquol cantaloupe is the wrong name for our species Cucumis melo. Because of its reticulated netting on it, it has a different name that has the word melon in it. What should it be called?

Muskmelon

Muskrat Ramble by Louis Armstrong  

3. Wow you really know your way around a butternut squash – I’d love to see how you handle mine some time….

The butternut squash belongs to the genus cucurbita. What does this word translate to in English? Meaning what do we more commonly call the genus of squashes? It’s a more inclusive term.

Gourd

Gin and Juice by the Guords

4. You’re all in for a treat – one of my oldest friends did me a solid and recorded himself asking this question. He’s a lover of trivia and a former produce man himself.

Girl I wanna make you feel like a rotten watermelon. Squishy on the outside but a puddle on the inside….

Question: How heavy was the heaviest watermelon? Answer can be +/-15 to the actual answer.

268lbs

Holland by the 257ers

Bonus: Listen to Gwen Stefani sing Hollaback girl. I used to count how many times she said shit at middle dances with my friend Ethan because it was middle school and we were boys so that was fun. I also want you to tell me how many times she says “bananas.” You have until the end of the song, goooood luck!

Shit: 38

Bananas: 8

There are 77 vegetables that are apparently native to Massachusetts. I’m going to name you 7 that you need to draw over the course of the next two rounds - you'll be compensated with points for each successful vegetable drawn.

1. Asparagus

2. Beets, June through December

3. Fennel, October and November

4. Fiddleheads, April and May

5. Kohlrabi, June and July, September and October

6. Parsnips

7. Rutabagas, August through November

Contact High:

The 3 Jewesses:

BRAWNDO:

We Got Here Late #RIPSummer:

Standings:

   1.   Winston’s Winions: 14 + (4*3) = 25

2.   RIP Harambe #RIPPrince: 14 + (1*3) = 17

3.   3 Jewesses: 2 + (3*3) = 11

Gravity Falls Harder than my GPA = 11

4.   BRAWNDO: (2*3) = 6

5.   H2K2 = 4

6.   Vodka Cranberries: 2

Ethan What Happened to your nose?: 2

7.    The Charlottans: 1

Chubby Bunny: 1

Mi-Ka-La: 1