Round 1 –
Finals
1. Finals are happening which means nobody is
getting any sleep. I haven’t had a good
REM sleep in about a week now. What does
REM stand for?
Rapid Eye Movement – Never Let You Go by
Third Eye Blind
2. Who won the NCAA basketball championship in
last year’s final four?
Louisville – It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me
by Billy Joel
3. What battle marked the final defeat of
Napoleon Bonaparte?
Waterloo – Louie Louie by The Kingsmen
4. What were Albus Dumbledore’s last words?
Severus… Please – Where is the Love by the
Black Eyed Peas
Bonus
Round
Top selling
energy drinks
1. Red Bull – Heads Will Roll by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2. Monster – Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men
3. Rockstar – Party like a Rock Star by the Shop
Boyz
4. NOS – Crossfire by Brandon Flowers
5. Amp – Breakfast in America by Supertramp
Round 2 -
SANTA CLAUS
1. Who wrote
the famous poem Twas the Night Before Christmas?
** Clement C. Moore (Christmas Must Be
Something More by Taylor Swift)
2. Who was
the original voice of Robot Santa on Futurama?
** John Goodman (Step Into Christmas by
Elton John)
3. What is
the name of the department store in the movie Miracle on 34th Street?
** Macy's (Baby It's Cold Outside by Cee Lo
Green)
4. Who is
the demonic counterpart to Santa Claus in Germanic folklore?
** Krampus (Christmas in Killarney by The
Four Ramblers)
Bonus Round
Name the
actors who played Santa Claus in these movies.
** Elf -- Ed
Asner (Ass Back Home by Gym Class Heroes)
** The Polar
Express -- Tom Hanks (Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo by South Park)
** The Santa
Clause -- Tim Allen (Christmas is All Around by Billy Mack)
** Fred
Claus -- Paul Giamatti (Maybe I'm Amazed by Paul McCartney)
** Rise of
the Guardians -- Alec Baldwin (Coldest Winter by Kanye West)
Round 3 –
Elves
1. One of the main protagonists in the TV
special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is Hermey the Elf. He doesn’t like making toys. What does Hermey want to be instead of a
toy-maker?
A dentist – Meant to Live by Switchfoot
2. What is the name of the king of the woodland
elves in the Hobbit? He is also the father of Legolas.
Thranduil – Good by Better Than Ezra
3. What song does Jovie and everyone else sing in
Central Park at the end of the movie Elf to raise Christmas cheer and help
Santa?
Santa Claus is coming to town – Butterfly
by Crazy Town
4. What is the name of the head Keebler elf from
Keebler cookie company.
Ernest J Keebler – I’m Burnin’ for You by
the Blue Oyster Cult
Bonus
Round
David
Sedaris is a famous American author and radio personality. Not only has he worked as an elf at Macy’s,
but he’s also explored different cultural Christmas traditions. One of his most famous stories is called 6-8
black men and describes the Dutch version of Christmas. Name five of the books David Sedaris has
written.
1. Barrel Fever – Barrel of a Gun by Guster
2. Naked – Young Blood by the Naked and Famous
3. Holidays on Ice – Holiday by Green Day
4. Me Talk Pretty One Day – Daylight by Matt and
Kim
5. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim –
Take Your Mama Out by the Scissor Sisters
Children
Playing Before a Statue of Hercules, When You are Engulfed in Flames, Squirrel
Seeks Chipmunk, Let’s Explore Diabetes With Owls
Round 4 -
OTHER HOLIDAY TRADITIONS
1. What
large Roman holiday is said to be the precursor of Christmas?
** Saturnalia (I Turn to You by All-4-One)
2. Which
famous animated character celebrates the Christmas-Halloween hybrid known
asDecemberween?
** Homestar Runner (I'll Be Home for
Christmas by Bing Crosby)
3. What is
the 9th extended candle on a menorah called?
** Shamash (The Christmas Guest by Johnny
Cash)
4. What is
the name of the holiday created by Frank Costanza on Seinfeld?
** Festivus (Manifest Destiny by Guster)
Bonus Round
What are the
seven core principles of Kwanzaa?
** Umoja or
Unity (All I Want for Christmas is You by Olivia Olson)
**
Kujichagulia or Self-Determination (Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by
Judy Garland)
** Ujima or
Collective Work and Responsibility (December by Collective Soul)
** Imani or
Faith (O Come All Ye Faithful by Frank Sinatra)
** Ujamaa or
Cooperative Economics (Christmas in the Ghetto by Operation From the Bottom)
** Nia or
Purpose
** Kuumba or
Creativity
Scores
1. Sex and Candy - 83
2. French Toast Mafia - 78
3. Clarisaa Explains my balls - 73
4. Lookin to finally score - 67
4. Tongue Punch my Fart Box - 67
League Standings
1. Frisky Dingoes - 46 + 1 = 47
2. Lookin’ to score – 45 + 1 = 46
3. Clarissa Explains My Balls - 31 + 2 = 33
4. French Toast Mafia – 26 + 3 = 29
5. My Grandma loves scrabble... - 20
6. Every Twerkin for the Weekend - 17
7. I saw jimmy fallon - 16
8. The Ross McAllister Experience - 7
9. Moynihan Job – 6
10. We Need Pencils, Many = 4
CONGRATS TO OUR FALL LEAGUE WINNERS, THE FRISKY DINGOES! MAY THIS VICTORY NOT GO TO THEIR HEADS.