Round 1 –
Back to School
1. What company is the Clark University book
store affiliated with?
Barnes and Noble – Meet in the Barn by
Jason Michael Carroll
2. Name of Stephen King’s most recent novel.
Joyland – U and UR Hand by Pink
3. FOIL is a common method for multiplying two
binomials together. What does the
mnemonic FOIL stand for?
First Outer Inner Last – Last Resort by
Papa Roach
4. What school was Animal House filmed at?
University of Oregon at Eugene – Gone, Gone,
Gone by Phillip Phillips
Bonus
Round
Power
Rangers names
1. Jason Lee
Scott (Red Ranger) – Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys MONO
2. Zack
Taylor (Black Ranger) – Symphonies by Dan Black and Kid Cudi
3. Trini
Kwan (Yellow Ranger) – The Jean Genie by David Bowie
4. Kimberly
Ann Hart (Pink Ranger) – The Fighter by Gym Class Heroes
5. Billy
Cranston (Blue Ranger) – It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me by Billy Joel
Tommy Oliver
(Green Ranger)
Round 2 –
Freshman Year
1. Second
leading cause of death among college freshmen.
Suicide – Beach Side by Kings of Leon
2. Vice
President Al Gore was famously roommates with another well-known person at
Harvard. They remain friends to this day. Who was Al Gore's freshman-year
roommate?
Tommy Lee Jones – Tommy Chong by Blue
Scholars
3. Freshmen
are the youngest college students. I want to know who the youngest man to serve
as President of the United States was.
Theodore Roosevelt -- Roses by Outkast
4. During
freshman year, many impressionable students pick up new philosophies. We all
knew one annoying communist kid in our first-year dorm that we wanted to kill.
What weapon was used to kill one of the most famous communist thinkers, Leon
Trotsky?
Ice axe (ice pick okay) – Cold as Ice by
Foreigner
Bonus Round
Freshman
year is a time many people reinvent themselves. That's something a lot of
musical artists have done literally, by taking different names. List the real
names of the following musical artists.
1. Jay-Z -- Shawn Carter (Band on the Run by Paul McCartney & Wings)
2. P!nk -- Alecia Beth Moore (What More Can I Say by Jay-Z)
3. Eminem -- Marshall Mathers (Misty by Johnny Mathis)
4. Ringo Starr -- Richard Starkey (Baby You're a Rich Man by The Beatles)
5. Lady Gaga -- Stefani Germanotta (The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani)
Round 3 –
Greg’s Childhood
1. What company did Bill Nye the Science Guy
work for before getting his own TV show or what field?
Boeing (aeronautics) – Sexy and I Know It
by LMFAO
2. Lead singer of Good Charlotte.
Joel Madden – 19-2000 Soulchild remix by
the Gorillaz
3. Name one of the first three American Girl
Dolls ever made (1986, the Pleasant Company).
Kirsten Larson, Samantha Parkington, Molly
McIntire -- First Date by Blink 182
4. What car
company is now using hamsters in their commercials? Bonus point for the model
of the car.
Kia Soul – Suddenly I See by KT Tunstall
Bonus
Round
Names of the
character’s from Bored of the Rings
1. Frodo –
Frito – Free to Decide by the Cranberries
2. Bilbo –
Dildo – Kill the Director by the Wombats
3. Merry –
Moxi – Fox on the Run by Sweet
4. Legolas –
Legolam – Black Betty by Ram Jam
5. Gandalf –
Goodgulf – Good by Better than Ezra
Round 4 -
SENIOR CITIZENS
1. Senior
year is scary for a lot of reasons, one of them is that you feel really old.
Lots of people have gone to extreme measures to avoid feeling old, and one of
those is Dorian Gray. I want to know who wrote The Picture of Dorian Gray.
Oscar Wilde (No Church in the Wild by Jay-Z
& Kanye West)
2. You know
what's really old? Stars. I want to know the furthest galaxy from Earth that's
visible to the naked eye.
Andromeda galaxy (Roxanne by The Police)
3. Oldest
winner of best actress? Bonus points if you know the name of the movie.
Jessica Tandy in Driving Miss Daisy – Price
Tag by Jessie J
4. Who was
the oldest person to ever live, according to the Hebrew bible?
Methuselah at age 969 (Bring the Pain by
Method Man)
5. If you
love funny news, you know that there's an senior citizen STD epidemic in
Florida retirement communities. I want you to name the top 5 most common STDs
overall in America. This was difficult to Google at first, until I realized I
shouldn't be searching for "most popular STDs."
1. HPV (Papa's Song by Gym Class Heroes)
2. Genital Herpes (I Used to Love Her by Guns n
Roses)
3. Chlamydia (Clampdown by The Clash)
4. Syphilis (You’ll Be in My Heart by Phil
Collins)
5. Gonorrhea (Gone Daddy Gone by Gnarls Barkley)
Pitcher Question
Poem about your first experience at college
Winner - I Saw Jimmy Fallon at the Food Emporium:
I thought being a child genius was cool,
until I got my,
period,
in front of Noam Chomsky,
blood on my Amerian hands
Runner up - Looking to Score:
I went to a pantsless party one night
I drank skittles vodka, it was alright
Tasted the rainbow twice
not quite so nice
...everybody saw my balls
Runner up - The French Toast Mafia:
Fields of green so pure
the space ah what an allure
so clean and demure
Blacklights and blackout
Mary, Molly, scream and shout
brain cells lost no doubt
Scores
1. Lookin’ to score –
78
2. I saw jimmy fallon
- 76
3. Moynihan Job – 71
4. French Toast Mafia – 70
5. crewgars – 67
6. Frisky Dingoes –
63
7. Marurice Spicer is
our savior – 62
8. Welcome to the Jam?
– 57
League Standings - NEW SYSTEM
1. Lookin’ to score – 8
2. I saw jimmy fallon
- 7
3. Moynihan Job – 6
4. French Toast Mafia – 5
5. crewgars – 4
6. Frisky Dingoes – 3
7. Maurice Spicer is
our savior – 2
8. Welcome to the Jam?
– 1
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