Spring League Trivia 2/5

Round 1 – Winners

1.  What genre of book is eligible to win a Hugo Award?

Science fiction, fantasy – Mr. Blue Sky

2.  Who won MVP for the Seahawks in the Super Bowl?  Bonus point if you know his position.

Malcolm Smith, linebacker – Colors by April Smith and the Great Picture Show

3.  Tony Stark has kicked a lot of ass Iron Man.  What actor voices the character of Jarvis, the computer that is in Iron Man’s suit?

Paul Bettany – Bet You Look Good on the Dance Floor by the Arctic Monkeys

4.  The Olympics are starting soon, which is exciting.  Norway is making headlines yet again for because of the amazing uniforms for one of their teams.  There’s actually a facebook group for the team’s uniforms. What sport does this Norwegian team play?

Curling – Are You Gonna be my Girl by Jet

Bonus Round

Name the five categories for Nobel prizes

* Peace – Peace of Mind by Boston

* Chemistry – Dead by My Chemical Romance

* Physics – Gay bar by Electric Six

* Medicine – I Write Sins not Tragedies by Panic! At the Disco

* Literature – Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men

Round 2 - 5 STAGES OF GRIEF

1. Denial. Bill Nye recently debated a famous creationist, who denied the theory of evolution. What was the name of the man he debated?

** Ken Ham (H.A.M. by Jay-Z & Kanye West)

2. Anger. Socrates pissed off the citizens of Athens, and they made him kill himself. How did Socrates choose to die?

** Hemlock (Five O'Clock World by The Vogues)

3. Bargaining. According to a recent study, which country-wide retail outlet chain has the highest average employee wage?

** Costco (Alison by Elvis Costello)

4. Depression. I make bad decisions when I'm depressed... such as watching the entire first season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. In that series, what is the name of the land the ponies live in?

** Equestria (Scenario by A Tribe Called Quest)

Bonus Round

Acceptance. Being accepted is hard, but you all know that already, which is why you're at Clark University. I want to know the 5 colleges in America with the lowest acceptance rates. This list is not including conservatories or service academies.

** Harvard University (Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger)

** Stanford University (Stan by Eminem)

** Cooper Union (School's Out by Alice Cooper)

** Yale University (Yellow by Coldplay)

** Columbia University (London Calling by The Clash)

Round 3 – Sexy Time

1.  What country just became the 17^th country to legalize same-sex marriage?

Scotland – Big Shot by Billy Joel

2.  So liquor can lead to sex.  Or so I’ve been told.  What type of alcohol is the official alcohol of the United States?

Bourbon – Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot

3.  Tiger Woods used to be known for golf, but is now known for his sexual ordeals.  What is his ex-wife’s name?

Elin Nordegren – Tell Me Baby by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

4.  JFK is famous for having an affair with what actress?

Marilyn Monroe – Mary Jane’s Last Dance by Tom Petty

Bonus Round

States with the highest fertility rates.

* Utah – Bohemian Like You by the Dandy Warhols

* Alaska – Don’t Ask Me by OK Go

* South Dakota – I’m a Believer by Smash Mouth

* Idaho – Low by Flo Rida

* Texas – I Just had Sex by Lonely Island

Round 4 - DEAD FAT GUYS

1. What movie won Philip Seymour Hoffman an Academy Award for Best Actor?

** Capote (All Caps by Madvillain)

2. What was the name of Biggie Smalls' debut album?

** Ready to Die (Born to Die by Lana Del Rey)

3. This silent film actor was once the highest paid man in Hollywood, but he lost everything after a horrible sex scandal.

** Fatty Arbuckle (Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley)

4. This fictional red-haired girl was orphaned when her father, a ship captain, was lost at sea. However, she believes he is still alive, as he was so fat that he must have floated away.

** Pippi Longstockings (All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix)

Bonus Round

Name the 5 fattest American Presidents.

** William Howard Taft (Afternoon Delight by Will Ferrell)

** Grover Cleveland (Garden Grove by Sublime)

** Chester Arthur (Chest Fever by The Band)

** Teddy Roosevelt (Roses by Kanye West)

** Bill Clinton (Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz)

Scores

1. the microagressions - 93

2. sex and candy - 88

3. Ball's well that ends well - 85

4. fort clifton - 82

5. jizzie mcguire - 81

6. prodigal son - 80

7. swan schlong - 76

8. frisky dingoes - 57 

9. Punk Cuisine - 52

League Standings
1. The Microagressions - 21 + 9 =30
2. Jizzie Mcguire - 20 + 5 = 25

3. Big Worcester in Little Trouble - 12 + 6 = 18

3. Sex and Candy - 10 + 8 = 18

4. Ball's Well That Ends Well - 6 + 7 =13
5. Just the Tip? - 12

5. Prodigal Son = 8 + 4 = 12
6. Burgerpants - 11
6.The Matt's - 11
6. The Ross Mcallister Experience - 11
7. Deep in My Plums - 9
7. Fantastical Fun with Feces = 9

8. Frisky Dingoes - 3 + 2 = 5
9. Team Haiti - 3

9. Swan Schlong - 3
10. Krustsy Livers - 1

10. Punk Cuisine - 1