Pictured: Will Cretinon getting excited for his "check-up"
Will Cretinon is a vertically challenged Geography major with ambitions to create a Google Maps like application for the Worcester squirrel population. What he lacks in height he makes up with his luscious facial hair. Originally from New Jersey, he can neither confirm or deny rumors stating his allegiances with the New Jersey Devil. He's the shy, yet spunky half of the Moynihan's dynamic duo, and might I say the more handsome half as well. Will can usually be spotted at Moynihan's trivia or grabbing a bite to eat with Governor Chris Christie.
Pictured: George Arno attempting his mating ritual
George Arno is the goofy sidekick to Will. If Will was Adam West's Batman, George would be Robin, cheesy catchphrases and all. While known for his love of all things Boston sports, George also has a sensitive side that comes out every once in a while. He's been known to unwind after a long day by watching The Notebook and listening to Josh Groban. George has a hatred for condiments, stemming from a disturbing childhood memory involving a baseball bat, ketchup, lube, and a very unfortunate nickname. George can be seen throwing a frisbee on the Green or crying to himself while listening to "You Raise Me Up".
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