1. Preface: Rickyisms from Trailer Park Boys are misspoken common phrases. One of my fav rickyisms is “It’s water under the fridge”. Obviously it’s supposed to be bridge. Speaking of bridges there is a bridge in Boston that is fairly new (10-15 years old) that is a continuation of I-93 and leads straight into a tunnel. I want to know the name of that bridge. Hint it’s right next to the TD Garden.
Zakim Bridge (Invisible - Clay Aiken)
2. Another awesome one is “It looks like a tropical earthquake or something blew through here”. Speaking of earthquakes what is the largest recorded earthquake since 1900 that has been recorded on the richter scale. I’ll take either the number or location.
9.5 magnitude in Chile in 1960 (Lay Me Down - The Dirty Heads)
3. Another word Ricky can’t really say is jalapeno. He says it Jalapeno. Where do the majority of the US’s jalapenos come from?
Mexico (The Next Episode - Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg)
4. Ricky also said this goldmine of a quote “It’s Clear to See Who Makes the Pants Here”. I want to know what is the best selling brand of jeans for men in the US for the previous year?
Levis (Parking Lot Party - Lee Brice)
Bonus Round
So Netflix did everybody a huge favor and picked up Trailer Park Boys for a brand new season. Also they have already signed on for two more seasons which is awesome! So I just want to know 5 original series that Netflix has come up with. Not continuations of old shows, but actual original series.
House of Cards (Jump Around - House of Pain)
Orange is the New Black (Paranoid - Black Sabbath)
Lilyhammer (Fuck You - Lily Allen)
Bojack Horseman (I’ll Be There - Jackson 5)
Hemlock Grove (Locked Up - Akon)
Round 2: Incredible Humans
1. The human body is quite impressive. It has 12 different systems each with at least two different organs. I want to know which system is responsible for making you sweat (not producing sweat)
Nervous system- Slow Nerve Action, Silversun Pick Ups
2. Back in the old days, Roman times, toothpaste wasn’t invented. However the romans managed to keep their teeth white and clean (roman standards) using what type of naturally occurring liquid?
Urine
3. There are around 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body. If you took them all out and laid them end to end, they’d stretch around the world more than twice. The line that stretches around the earth halfway between the north and sout pole is called the equator. I want to know what line runs parallel to the equator a quarter of the distance between the equator and then North pole? (Name not number)
The tropic of cancer- Cancer, My chemical romance
4. Which ancient society invented the wheel?
Mesopotamians- Im a mess, Ed Sheeran
Bonus Round
What are the busiest airports in the world (# of passengers annually)
Atlanta Hartsfield Jackson- Shine on, Florida Georgia line
Beijing Capital International- Come get it Bae, Pharrel
Dubai International- Dubzilla, Rebelutiond.
London Heathrow- London Calling, The Clasb
Tokyo- Tik Tok, Kesha
Los Angeles- Angel, Shaggy
Round 3: The Lovely City of Worcester
1. So most cities have slogans. New York City is the city that never sleeps. Boston is The Hub. What is Worcester’s slogan?
The Heart of the Commonwealth (Universal Mind Control - Common)
2. So obviously Moynihan’s is the single greatest pub in all of Worcester. I want to know how many years has Moynihan’s been around? And no you can’t go outside and check on the sign.
81 years (She Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd)
3. So if you aren’t aware there is a specific type of insect here in Worcester that is destroying all of our trees (supposedly). I want to know the name of that insect.
Asian Longhorn Beetle (Me So Horny - 2 Live Crew)
4. So as some of you may know Obama visited Worcester during the summer causing a huge commotion as well as a shitload of traffic. It took me 45 minutes to get from WPI to Clark. Anyways I want to know what school did Obama give the commencement speech for?
Worcester Technical High School (Riot Maker - Tech N9ne)
Bonus Round
Speaking of schools Worcester has a ton of universities and colleges in the city otherwise known as the Worcester Consortium. I want to know the names of all the schools in the Consortium.
Clark University (Bleedin Out - Linkin Park)
Holy Cross (Holy Grail - Jay-Z)
WPI (You Don’t Have To Be A Prostitute - Flight of the Conchords)
Worcester State (Right Me Up - State Radio)
Assumption
Becker (E-Pro - Beck)
Anna Maria
MCPHS
Nichols College
QCC
UMASS Medical
Round 4: Cereal Marketing
1. Which athlete has appeared most often on the Wheaties cereal box?
Michael Jordan- No Air, Jordin Sparks
2. What beer does the most interesting man in the world commercials advertise?
Dos Equis- California Love, 2pac
3. What is the most produced staple food in the world
Maize- Amazing Grace, Leann Grimes
4. Which insurance company uses a duck in most of their commercials voiced by Gilbert Gottfried?
AFLAC- No hands, Waka Flocka Flame
Bonus Round
What are the five best selling cereal brands
Honey Nut Cheerios- Honey, Mariah Carey
Frosted Flakes- Tony the Tiger, Manchester Orchestra
Honey Bunches of Oats- Wonderwall, Oasis
Cheerios- Cheer Up, Reel Big Fish
Cinnamon Toast Crunch- Cinnamon Girl, Neil Young
Scores
1. Crunchy Roll: 97 pts.
2. Pound Sign Super Dope: 94 pts.
3. You Can Settle On My Wood Port: 89 pts.
4. Fuckin' Rocket Science: 85 pts.
5. George Will Die-a-Beat Your Ass: 75 pts.
6. Beach House Jesus: 61 pts.
6. Donnie Darko and the Chocolate Homonculus: 61 pts.
7. Class of 2018: 37 pts.
Picture Question
Question: Why is Will's car such shit?
Winner: Pound Sign Super Dope
Runner Up: George Will Dia-a-Beat Your Ass
League Standings
1. You Can Settle On My Wood Port: 17 + 6 = 23 pts.
1. Pound Sign Super Dope: 16 + 7 = 23 pts.
2. Crunchy Roll/John Jacob Jingle Heimer: 7 + 8 + 5 = 20 pts.
3. Beach House Jesus: 17 + 2 = 19 pts.
4. Donnie Darko and the Chocolate Homonculus: 10 + 2 = 12 pts.
5. Tequila Mockingbird: 11 pts.
6. Fuckin' Rocket Science: 5 + 5 = 10 pts.
7. Watermelon Gang Bang: 8 pts.
8. Team Mouse Rat: 6 pts.
9. George Will Dia-a-Beat Your Ass: 4 pts.
9. Hakuna Matata: 4 pts.
10. Class of 2018: 3 pts.
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