Sunday, June 30, 2013

Meet Your Hosts: Billy and Greg

Billy Arrowsmith and Greg Ronco began hosting Trivia during the 2013 Summer League. They are a self-described entertainment juggernaut, with a style that can only be called "Gilmore Girls meets NASCAR." The story of how they met is not interesting or notable. Billy has been bringing joy and laughter to the unwashed masses since 2008. Greg has been responsibly keeping Billy in check since 2012. They are very happy together.

Pictured: Greg Ronco hard with thought
Greg "Heartbreaker" Ronco is a handsome and debonair young management major. His actual age is a closely guarded secret, and his face has looked the same way since he was 9 years old. He is the strong one but he is also shy, sensitive, and naive. He's like a musky lumberjack who probably also surfs. Greg can usually be seen at Trivia, or working out his big gentle arms on the golf-course. He has described accusations that he is two midgets in a trench coat as "slanderous and false."

Pictured: Billy Arrowsmith during one of many cries for help
Billy Arrowsmith is a shaved bear pretending to be a human. His hobbies include cigars, comic books, and cooking a meal for one alone in his kitchen while softly weeping. He is the sassy and edgy member of the duo, known around Worcester as a Trivia "bad boy." His catchphrase is "I'm not taking sides on this one!" The tortured mystique that makes him irresistible has also made him a convicted felon. Billy promises that he is just trying to go straight so he can see his kids again. 

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