Thursday, June 20, 2013

Summer League Trivia 6/19/13

Round 1: Childhood
  1. What year is the age of reason? 
  2. What is the name of the red supergiant in the Orion constellation and the winter triangle? 
  3. Who is the creator of Garfield? 
  4. The UN is preparing to go to war for the first time ever. Who are they going to war against? 
  5. Name any 5 members of Ronald McDonald's gang. 
    1. Grimace (Toothless Grin by Jinja Safari
    2. Hamburglar (Burger Man by ZZ Top
    3. Captain Crook (Captain Jack by Captain Jack
    4. Officer Big Mac (The Office Theme by The Scran Tones
    5. Birdie the Early Bird (Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind)
Round 2: Superman
  1. Who played Clark Kent in the Smallville TV Series? 
  2. In what book does Nietzche first talk about his concept of the Ubermensch? 
  3. What is Superman's biological mother's name? 
  4. Who composed the score for the first Superman movie? 
  5. Krypton is a noble gas, name the other five naturally occurring noble gasses. 
    1. Helium (Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye
    2. Neon (On Bended Knee by Boyz II Men
    3. Argon (Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
    4. Xenon (Foxy Lady by Jimi Hendrix
    5. Radon (Raid by Madvillain)
Round 3: Risque
  1. What was the name of Paris Hilton's first reality show? 
  2. What does "vagina" literally mean in Latin? 
  3. Which Football player recently got out of prison for slapping his lawyer's butt during a sexual assault trial? 
  4. What is the medical term for the condition when Viagra causes an erection to last more than four hours? 
  5. Name 5 out of the 8 countries in Europe where prostitution is legal and regulated. 
    1. Netherlands (A Little Party Never Killed Nobody by Fergie ft. Q-Tip & Goon Rock
    2. Hungary (Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran
    3. Austria (Not Lost by B.o.B ft. T.I.
    4. Switzerland (Ballroom Blitz by Sweet
    5. Greece (American Idiot by Green Day
    6. Turkey 
    7. Germany 
    8. Latvia
Round 4: Billy's Greatest Fears
  1. Billy is afraid of dogs. What is the most popular breed of dog in America? 
  2. Billy is afraid of dying very suddenly without warning. There was a famous TV actor who died of a heart attack today. Who was it? 
  3. Billy is afraid of the spider in his car. Spiders are in the Arachnid class. What is their phylum? 
  4. Billy is afraid of turning into his father. How do you make a Godfather cocktail? 
  5. Billy's ex-girlfriend says he is afraid of success. Who are the 5 richest people or families in America? 
    1. Bill Gates (I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
    2. Warren Buffett (For What it's Worth by Buffalo Springfield
    3. Larry Ellison (Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles
    4. Koch Brothers (Summertime Blues by Eddie Cochran
    5. Walton Family (Wonderwall by Oasis)
The Pitcher Question
  • Draw the best portrait of Billy Arrowsmith that you can, to be judged by Billy Arrowsmith. 
Winner: Walk Up
in Moynihan's
3rd place: Team Cunning Runts
2nd place: Mya's Pack

Scores
  1. THAT's Not Going to Happen -- 84
  2. Walk Up in Moynihan's Like What Up I Got a Bick Cock -- 79 (P)
  3. Team Cunning Runts -- 77
  4. The Zach Schnitzer Half-Circumsized Penis Experience -- 74
  5. The BEAT-ALLS -- 72
  6. The Gophers -- 69
  7. Helen Has Pneumonia -- 60
  8. Mya's Pack -- 60
  9. Vanilla Mocha -- 59
  10. Oops I Swallowed Again -- 55
  11. The Armstrong Uniballers -- 51
League Standings
  1. THAT's Not Going to Happen -- 8
  2. Oops I Swallowed Again -- 7
  3. Shut Up and Slam -- 4
  4. War -- 3
  5. Frisky Dingoes / Halliburton Teen / Walk Up in Moynihan's -- 2
  6. Los Anales Analgs of Analheim / Team Cunning Runts -- 1

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