Spring League Week Twelve: 4/15/15

Round 1:  Hot in hurr

1. Nelly the rapper just got arrested in Tennessee. What were the charges?

Felony for possession of drugs and methamphetamines (Session - Linkin Park)

2. Temperature is measured in Fahrenheit or Celsius. Can you tell me what the boiling point of water is in Fahrenheit?

212 degrees (212 - Azaelia Banks)

3. Hottubs have a built in limit based on the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Can you tell me what the maximum temperature allowed is?

104 degrees F (40C) (wasting time - Four years strong)

4. Another type of degree there is is a COLLEGE DEGREE! Can you tell me the number of different undergraduate degrees (Majors) that Clark University offers.

32 (oblivion - thirty seconds to mars)

Bonus Round: Name 5 other countries that use Fahrenheit

Bahamas, Belize, the Cayman Islands, Palau and the United States and its associated territories of Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, American Samoa and Canada.

(Kokomo - Beach Boys) Bahamas

(Like a virgin - Madonna) US Virgin Islands (NOT BRITISH)

(Can I kick it - A tribe called Quest) canada

(Live and let die - Paul McCartney) palau

(Samson - Regina Spektor) Samoa

Round 2: Butts & Dicks

1. So one person that loves butts is Tina from Bob’s Burgers. The show focuses on Bob and his struggling burger restaurant. What is the name of Bob’s fiercest rival?

Jimmy Pesto (Jimmy Iovine - Macklemore)

2. So another person that loves big butts and he cannot lie is Sir-Mix-A-Lot. Now he hasn’t done much musically in recent years but he was featured in a videogame as a fictional DJ for a radio station you can listen to while playing the game. What game am I talking about?

Grand Theft Auto IV (The Message - Grandmaster Flash)

3. One of my favorite images to gain Internet popularity is the Dickbutt. If you don’t know what the Dickbutt is look it up after this round is over because it’s a great picture. Basically the picture gained popularity on 4chan after it was featured on a satirical webcomic series. What webcomic series was it?

Horribleville (Macho Man - The Village People)

4. Dick Cheney the former Vice President once shot somebody while hunting, remember that? Anyways I always thought he looked like the Penguin from Batman. What is the Penguin’s real name?

Oswald Cobblepot (You Make Me Feel… - Cobra Starship)

Bonus Round: So Dick Van Dyke used to host his own variety show in the 60s that was one of the best shows to ever come out of the decade. Name me 5 major/supporting characters from the show.

Rob Petrie (Lonely N o More - Rob Thomas)

Laura Petrie

Sally Rogers (Long Tall Sally - Little Richard)

Richie Petrie (Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani)

Buddy Sorrell

Mel Cooley (I’m The Only One - Melissa Etheridge)

Millie Helper

Jerry Helper (Birthday Sex - Jeremih)

Alan Brady

Round 3: bad words

1. Not counting the documentary “FUCK” which BLOCKBUSTER film released in 2013 has the high score for most instances of the F word used. (If you say Jaws you’re disqualified)

Wolf of Wall Street (Street lights - Kanye West)

2. Reddit did a survey of all their sport team subreddits comments and they amalgamated the results. Which sports team fans are the most profane. (hint, it’s a hockey team)

Boston Bruins (Talk show’s on mute - incubus)

3. What rap album that came out in 1996 was the most profane “popular” rap album with a whopping 905 instances of profane words defined by George Carlin's comedy bit  “7 dirty words” that you can’t say on television

All Eyez on me - Tupac (eyes open - Taylor Swift)

4. What extremely profane word was added to the oxford english dictionary last year (2014) with a definition of “adj. despicable; highly unpleasant; extremely annoying.” it shared its root word with a foul term for a specific body part.

Cunty (Stars shine brightest - cunninglinguists)

Bonus Round: George Carlin had a comedy piece where he listen the seven words that you cannot say on TV. He was at one time arrested while performing this bit on stage for “disturbing the peace” could you tell me 5 of these words

(The words are: shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.)

(Fuck it - Eamon)

(Hit the road jack - Ray Charles)

(Heaven’s on fire - kiss)

(Until the day I die - Story of the year)

(Titanium - Sia and david guetta)

Round 4: Dawson’s Features

1. One of my favorite features of Dawson is his hair, specifically the gingerness of it. One other really cool ginger is Kathy Griffin. For a short while she was the unofficial co-host for a very well-known talk show. What show was it?

The View (The View - Modest Mouse)

2. Another one of my favorite Dawson features is his bunny Waldo Chipotle. While it isn’t actually a feature, I feel like Waldo is an extension of Dawson. An awesome movie about a rabbit is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. What is the name of Roger’s wife?

Jessica Rabbit (How Do You Sleep? - Jesse McCartney)

3. I also love Dawson’s insane knowledge of EDM music. I want to know what DJ made the most money last year?

Calvin Harris (Whip My Hair - Willow)

4. Yet another feature that I love about Dawson is his glorious facial hair. One band that had amazing facial hair was ZZ Top, except their drummer did not have a beard. What is his name?

Frank Beard (New York, New York - Frank Sinatra)

Bonus Round: One feature I also really like about Dawson is his fashion style. Dude knows how to dress to impress like no other. I want to know what were the top 5 searched fashion brands on Google for 2014?

Michael Kors (Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart)

Louis Vuitton (A Kiss To Build A Dream On - Louis Armstrong)

Ralph Lauren (Doo Wop - Lauryn Hill)

Tory Burch (Dear No One - Tori Kelly)

Gucci (Better Days - Goo Goo Dolls)


Scores
1. I Wish My Giant Horse Cock Was A Microphone: 90 pts.
2. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 72 pts.
3. Prostate of the Cock Squad: 59 pts.
4. Va Va Voomz: 58 pts.
5. Midnight Crew: 53 pts.
5. Baby Llama Drama: 53 pts.
6. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 49 pts.


Picture Question

Question: What did Freshman George do on Spree Day/what was going through his mind?

Winner: Midnight Crew

Runner-Up: Baby Llama Drama

Standings

1. I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Horse Cock: 75.5 + 7 = 82.5 pts.

2. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 56 + 6 = 62 pts.

3. Prostate Of The Cock Squad: 51 + 5 = 56 pts.

4. Baby Llama Drama: 47 + 2.5 = 49.5 pts.

5. Sorry Out Of Rolling Rock: 40 pts.

6. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 25 + 1 = 26 pts.

7. Je Suis Kanye: 19.5 pts.
8. Dawson's Crack: 19 pts.
9. Oswald Cobblepot: 18 pts.
10. Crunchy Roll: 17 pts.

11. Midnight Crew: 13 + 2.5 = 15.5 pts.

12. Funtown/Splashtown USA: 9 pts.
13. Where's Billy & Greg?: 6.5 pts.
14. Team Couches: 5 pts.