Spring League Week Five: 2/18/15

Round 1: Things That Are Inevitable

1. So I know it may not seem possible, but we will all eventually graduate from Clark and then get a job, those of us who are still in school. I want to know on a national scale, what college degree led to the most job offers last year (At least one job offer by the time they graduated). 

Computer Science 69% (Gentleman - Psy)

2. Something else that’s inevitable is winter ending, even though it looks bleak. With summer comes concerts, and some of the bigger concerts happen at indoor arenas such as the TD Garden in Boston. What is the name of the largest indoor arena (total number of seats) in the US? 

Staples Center (Staple it Together - Jack Johnson)

3. Another thing that is inevitable according to Ben Franklin are death and taxes. Speaking of taxes, what is the largest source of tax revenue for the Federal Government? 

Income Taxes (Come As You Are - Nirvana)

4. Yet another inevitable thing is Tom Brady eventually being inducted into the Hall of Fame after his 4th Super Bowl title. Speaking of the Super Bowl, what city has hosted the most Super Bowls (Hint: there’s a two way tie so if you get both I give you bonus points) 

Miami and New Orleans (New Shoes - Paolo Nutini)

Bonus Round: So the legalization of marijuana in Massachusetts and eventually the country will come don’t you worry. I want you to tell me the 5 countries that smoke the most weed in terms of percentage of their population.

Iceland (Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It - Ice Cube)

Zambia (Elastic Heart - Sia)

United States (Cleveland Rocks - The Presidents of the United States of America)

Italy (It’s Time - Imagine Dragons)

New Zealand (Landslide - Fleetwood Mac)

Round 2: Nostalgia.

1. Chalkzone main characters name

Rudy Tabootie (Ms New Booty - Bubba Sparxx)

2. Doctor from Rugrats

Lipschitz (kissing the lipless - Shins)

3. Number one song from the Beets on Doug

Killer Tofu (Somebody Told Me - The Killers)

4. Hey Arnold name of the sea turtle they liberated from the aquarium.

LockJaw (Locked out of Heaven - Bruno Mars)

Bonus Round: Name 5 towns from the original pokemon games (red green blue yellow)

Pallet town

Viridian

Pewter

Cerulean

Vermillion

Lavender (Got 2 Luv U - Sean Paul)

Celadon (Celebration - Kool & The Gang)

Fuchsia (Fuck It - Eamon)

Saffron (Safe and Sound - Capital Citites)

Cinnabar (Luv Deluxe - Cinamon Chasers)

Round 3: Saturday Night Live

1. The 40th anniversary was this past Sunday and it was awesome. Sure there were ups and downs but that’s what comes with the territory of any SNL show. They talked about skits being turned into movies. What is the highest grossing SNL movie? 

Wayne’s World (Worldstar - Childish Gambino)

2. So many people have hosted the show including actors, celebrities, athletes, comediens, etc. Who was the very first host of SNL? 

George Carlin (Careless Whisper - George Michael)

3. So SNL is actually the 40th longest running tv show in history. What TV Series is the longest running currently? 

Meet The Press (Hot Patootie - Meat Loaf

4. So one person who sang at the 40th anniversary was Sir Paul McCartney. Obviously he used to be a member of The Beatles. I want to know what was their best selling album ever worldwide? 

The White Album (Icky Thump - The White Stripes)

Bonus Round:

So SNL has had lots of hosts as I said before. Tell me the 5 people who have hosted the most.

Steve Martin (I Just Called To Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder)

Alec Baldwin (All I Do Is Win - DJ Khaled)

John Goodman (Girls & Boys - Good Charlotte)

Buck Henry

Chevy Chase (The Red - Chevelle)

Tom Hanks (Runnin’ Down A Dream - Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers)

Round 4: Future

1. What year was Doc coming from (and finally returned to) (spoiler alert) in back to the future?

2015 (Fifteen - Goldroom)

2. In the movie Soylent green which takes place in 2022, Soylent green was a green wafer advertised to contain high energy plankton from the worlds oceans. What was it really made of?

People (Helena Beat - Foster the People)

3.  The flight of the conchords has a song called “The humans are dead” In this song they reference the distant future. What year are they referencing?

The year 2000 (Something good can Work - Two Door Cinema Club)

4. In his album that came out in 2006 Futuresex/LoveSounds what was the #1 song to come from that album

Sexy back (Show me the meaning of being Lonely - Backstreet Boys)

Bonus Round:  In the TV show Futurama there are 7 employees of Planet Express please give the Full Name of five of them. First names or titles alone don’t count

Philip J Fry (Friday - Rebecca Black)

Turanga Leela (Turn up the music - Chris Brown)

Bender Bending Rodriguez (Bend and not break - Dashboard Confessional)

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth (Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm)

Dr. John A. Zoidberg

Amy Wong (Am I wrong - Nico & Vinz)

Hermes Conrad


Scores
1. I Wish This Mic Was A Giant Horse Cock: 96 pts.
2. Baby Llama Drama: 94 pts.
3. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 77 pts.
4. No Vulgarity: 75 pts.
4. Prostate of the Union: 75 pts.
5. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 54 pts.
6. I looked Up Boobies in Elementary School and Got Suspended: 38 pts.
7. Va Va Voomz: 23 pts.


Picture Question

Question: What did Dawson and I look like when we were in Middle School?

Winner: Kevin Forti Realty Trust

Runner Up: I Wish This Mic Was A Giant Horse Cock

Bonus Picture: Va Va Voomz

Standings
1. I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Horse Cock: 33 + 8 = 41 pts.
2. Baby Llama Drama: 27 + 7 = 34 pts.
3. Prostate of the Union: 21.5 + 4.5 = 26 pts.
4. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 15.5 + 6 = 21.5 pts.
4. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 18.5 + 3 = 21.5 pts.
5. Sorry Out of Rolling Rock: 15.5 + 4.5 = 20 pts.
6. Dawson's Crack: 13.5 pts.
7. Oswald Cobblepot: 11.5 pts.
8. Funtown/Splashtown USA: 9 pts.
9. Cruncy Roll: 7 pts.
10. Team Couches: 3 + 2 = 5 pts.