Spring League Week Four: 2/11/15

Round 1: Tropic Thunder

1. Finish the two sentence rhyme that seafarers would use to predict the future weather

Red Sky at night sailors delight.    

Red Sky at morning sailors warning (warning - incubus)

2. What one of the Hawaiian islands holds the record for the most days of recorded rainfall each year with a high score of 335 days of rain.

Kauai (The Wire - Haim)

3. Hawaiian Tropic is a very well known sunscreen company as well as neutrogena and banana boat. The Coppertone sunscreen company has a bit more risque of a logo than the rest. What image is depicted on Coppertone sunscreen bottles.

A girls bathing suit being pulled off by a puppy (Barely Standing - Diplo)

4. What kind of tropical bird was Zazu from the lion king film

HornBill (The Longest Time - Billy Joel)

Bonus Round: 

Who were five of the main actors who starred in the Ben Stiller 2008 film tropic thunder?

Robert Downey Jr (Down - Blink 182)

Jack Black (Rise Above - Black Flag)

Jay Baruchel (Numb Encore - Jay Z Linkin Park)

Ben Stiller (Still Dre - Dr. Dre)

Brandon Jackson (P.Y.T. - Michael Jackson)
Nick Nolte

Steve Cogan

Danny McBride

Matthew McConaughey

Bill Hader

Tom Cruise

Reggie Lee

Brandon Soo Hoo

Round 2: Acts of Patriotism
1. One act of patriotism is running into a burning building to save lives, or basically what firemen do every day. What man is responsible for creating one of the first volunteer fire departments in the US? 

Benjamin Franklin (Thinkin Bout You - Frank Ocean)

2. Today’s definition of patriotism involves the Patriot Act, which of course goes against everything that patriotism stands for. Edward Snowden of course almost two years ago leaked classified NSA information, which led to him having to leave the country. What was the first country to offer sanctuary to Snowden? 

Venezuela (We Like To Party! - Vengaboys)

3. Another patriotic thing to do is going out of your way to help an elderly person in need. Things that elderly people benefit from is of course social security. At what age can you start collecting social security. 

62 (Down With The Sickness - Disturbed)

4. Something else that’s very patriotic is saving a cat from being stuck in a tree. I just want to know what is the largest breed of cat in the world? 

Siberian Tiger (Beer - Reel Big Fish)

Bonus Round: 
So the most patriotic thing is of course serving your country in the military. Many presidents have done this. Name me 5 presidents that served during the American Civil War. 

William McKinley (I Will Wait - Mumford & Sons)
Benjamin Harrison (Army - Ben Folds Five)
James Garfield (The Boxer - Simon & Garfunkel)
Rutherford B. Hayes (Hey Mama - Kanye West)
Ulysses S. Grant
Andrew Johnson (Bubble Toes - Jack Johnson)

Round 3: wiggle wiggle wiggle

1. Remember when you would see those little inchworms doing their cute little sqush walk on the trees or whatnot. They are actually caterpillars and not worms at all. Do any of you know what kind of moth the “inchworm” evolves into.

Geometer Moth (Joker and the Thief - Wolfmother)

2. Another thing that Wiggles is The Wiggles. The childrens band that was popularized on the disney channel. Can you tell me which country the Wiggles were from?

Australia (Australia - The Shins)

3. The Jason Derulo song Wiggle is really well known for one out of the ordinary sample he uses. What instrument is used to create this wonderful sound.

A Toy Flute.  (Like Toy Soldiers - Eminem)

4. Some people’s tummies wiggle when they walk. If you have a high BMI you might be one of these wiggle walkers. What does BMI stand for?

Body Mass Index (Your body is a wonderland - John Mayer)

Bonus Round:  

Five different varieties of Wrigleys Chewing Gum (not bubblegum)

Alert (Heroes - Alesso)

Big Red (Scar Tissue - Red Hot Chili Peppers)

DoubleMint

Juicy Fruit

Spearmint

Winterfresh (So Fresh, So Clean)

5 (Superman - Five for Fighting)

Airwaves

Eclipse Ice (Total Eclipse of the heart - Bonnie Tyler)

Excel

Extra

Freedent

Orbit

Surpass

Round 4: Things That I Hate

1. So I really really hate snakes. They freak me out. According to most scientists, what is the most dangerous snake in the world? 

Black Mamba (Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden)

2. Everybody knows that I hate ketchup, absolutely despise it. So Heinz and McDonalds actually cut ties in 2013 and switched over to a different brand of ketchup, the second largest producer of ketchup in the world. What is the name of that company? 

Hunt’s (I Want Crazy - Hunter Hayes)

3. So I fucking hate the New York Yankees, god they are the worst including most of their fans. So the Yankees obviously play in NYC. Who is the current mayor of New York? 

Bill de Blasio (Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel)

4. Another thing I really dislike that scare me are ghosts. While it wasn’t a ghost that necessarily took over the small body of a 12 year old girl in The Exorcist, that stuff was still really terrifying. I want to know the name of the lead character in the movie (The little girl). 

Regan (Young, Wild & Free - Snoop Dogg)

Bonus Round: 

So speaking of condiments tell me the 5 best-selling condiments in the US (Brands, can be same type of condiment). 

Hellman’s Mayo (Gives You Hell - All-American Rejects)

Tostitos Salsa (Please Mr. Postman - The Marvelettes)

Heinz Ketchup (Come On Get Higher - Matt Nathanson)

Best Foods Mayo (Best Of You - Foo Fighters)

Miracle Whip Mayo (Whip It - Devo)

Scores

1. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 76 pts.

2. I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Horse Cock: 75 pts.

3. Prostate of the Union: 72 pts.

4. Dawson's Crack: 68 pts.

4. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 68 pts.

5. Je Suis Kanye: 67 pts.

6. Baby Llama Drama: 60 pts.

7. Oswald Cobblepot: 52 pts.

8. Couches: 44 pts.

Picture Question

Question: How do you torture a Clarkie for information?

Winner: Kevin Forti Realty Trust

Runner-Up: Prostate of the Union

Standings

1. I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Horse Cock: 25 + 8 = 33 pts.

2. Baby Llama Drama: 24 + 3 = 27 pts.

3. Prostate Of The Union: 14.5 + 7 = 21.5 pts.

4. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 14 + 4.5 = 18.5 pts.

5. Sorry Out of Rolling Rock: 15.5 pts.

5. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 6.5 + 9 = 15.5 pts.

6. Dawson's Crack: 9 + 4.5 = 13.5 pts.

7. Oswald Cobblepot: 9.5 + 2 = 11.5 pts.

8. Funtown/Splashtown USA: 9 pts.

9. Crunchy Roll: 7 pts.

10. Team Couches/Taylor's Toes: 2 + 1 = 3 pts.