Monday, February 9, 2015

Spring League Week Three: 2/4/15

Round 1: Kicking ass and takin names.
1. Chris Pratt is a superstar and actor on TV and the big screen. When he is not guarding the galaxy he spends his time in Pawnee Indiana shining shoes and having alternate personalities. One being Burt Macklan FBI, What is the name of his alter ego who plays music and performs at kids Birthday Parties


Johnny Karate (Man in black - Johnny Cash)


2. In the childrens TV show Powerpuff girls Professor X creates 3 little girls to fight crime and evil villains such as HIM and Mojojojo. What are the four ingredients needed to create the PPG? (No partial credit)


Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice, and Chemical X (Party Up - DMX)


3. Some of the most impressive asskickers I know of are the Power Rangers Which power ranger wasn’t wearing Primary or Secondary color?


Pink or Black (First Date - Blink 182)


4. One of the songs I like to listen to before kicking ass would be the theme song from Mulan. “I’ll make a man out of you” What well known professional actor was kind enough to sing the song in both Cantonese and Mandarin for the chinese versions of the film?


Jackie Chan (I’ll make a man out of you - Jackie Chan)


Bonus Round:
Captain Planet is one of the baddest ass kickin heroes on earth. Not only does he save the planet but he beats up bad guys. What are the five rings needed to summon Captain Planet?


Earth (Corner of the earth - Jamiroquai)
Wind (September - Earth wind and fire)
Water (Waterfalls - TLC)
Fire (Set fire to the Rain - Adele)
Heart (Heartbeats- Jose Gonzalez)

Round 2: Why is Groundhog Day a Holiday?
1. So it still confuses me why Groundhog Day is still a holiday since it has no actual impact on what the weather does. Groundhogs are also known as woodchucks, which just so happens to be a type of hard cider. Where is Woodchuck cider produced? 

Middlebury, Vermont (The Middle - Jimmy Eat World)

2. An awesome groundhog type creature is of course the Pokemon Diglett. In the original Pokemon Red & Blue games, there is a path called Diglett’s Cave that starts outside Vermillion City and pops up right outside the city in which you face Brock. What is the name of that city? 

Pewter City (Use Me - Bill Withers)

3. In the movie Groundhog Day, Bill Murray stars as a news reporter that gets stuck reliving the same day over and over again. Where is his fictional news station based out of? 

Pittsburgh (Culo - Pitbull)

4. Punxsutawney, PA is of course the home of the largest celebration of Groundhog Day. Philadelphia is the largest city in PA and was once the capital of the US. It was originally founded in 1686 by this man who was a known quaker and was used to serve as the capital of the Pennsylvania Colony. What was his name? 

William Penn (Feelin’ Myself - will.i.am)

Bonus Round:
So obviously Groundhog Day is a holiday, but not one which requires employers to take the day off from work. Name 5 other holidays celebrated in the US that also do not allow employers to take the day off. 

Valentine’s Day (Valerie - Amy Winehouse)
St. Patrick’s Day (Heartbreaker - Pat Benatar)
April Fool’s Day (Fooled Around And Fell In Love - Elvin Bishop)
Mother’s Day (Mother - Danzig)
Father’s Day (Best Day Of My Life - American Authors)


Round 3: Pimp my Ride
1. Most currently available automobiles have straight 4 V6 or a V8. What is the only consumer vehicle on the market in 2015 with a Radial engine

Mazda Rx8 (Hate it or love it - The Game, 50 Cent)

2. If you’re chillin in the parking lot with your gearhead friends and one of them says that they just got their car Slammed what does that mean?

It got lowered (Devil went down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels)

3. On February 4th 1994 a law passed in massachusetts making these mandatory to use for anyone in a vehicle over the age of 13 years.  

Seatbelt (Hello Seattle - Owl City)

4. One of the most watched TV shows about Automobiles in the world is Top Gear. Which of the three hosts is often referred to as “Captain Slow”

James May (Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepson)

Bonus Round:  One of my favorite Automobile companies is Porsche. Can you name 5 of their models that are available for sale in 2015.

Boxster (The Boxer - Simon and Garfunkel)
Cayman
911 (Sound of the Police - Krs-One)
918 Spyder (Black Betty - Spiderbait)
Panamera
Macan (Macarena - Los Del Rio)
Cayenne (A Summer Thing - Cayucas)

Round 4: The Frozen Tundra
1. So in the movie Frozen, Idina Menzel stars as Elsa the crazy ice princess with uncontrollable powers. She got extremely famous before this by starring in an Tony-Award winning musical alongside Kristin Chenowith. What was this musical called? 

Wicked (Wicked Game - Chris Isaak)

2. One state that can be described as a tundra is of course Alaska. I just want to know the largest city in the state of Alaska. 

Anchorage (3’s & 7’s - Queens of the Stone Age)

3. So it’s been really cold recently, but not as cold as a certain village which has average temperatures of Minus 58 degrees F and is considered the coldest inhabited place in the world. What country is this village located in? 

Russia (Plush - Stone Temple Pilots)

4. The Toyota Tundra was the first pick-up truck ever created by a japanese automobile manufacturer. They are only sold in 7 countries worldwide but is only produced in one city being consolidated back in 2008. Where are they produced? 

San Antonio, Texas (Funky Cold Medina - Tone-Loc)

Bonus Round: 
So it’s been snowing a lot and it looks like we will only be getting more in the coming days. Tell me 5 cities in the US that have no recorded history of snowfall ever (this includes cities that have accumulated a trace of snow. 
Miami FL (I’m Not Okay - My Chemical Romance)
Honolulu HI, Key West FL (We Don’t Care - Kanye West)
San Diego CA (Sandstorm - Darude)
FT Meyers FL (Remember The Name - Fort Minor)
Orlando FL
West Palm Beach FL
Santa Barbara CA (Barbra Streisand)


Scores
1. I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Horse Cock: 86 pts.
2. Baby Llama Drama: 79 pts.
3. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 77 pts.
4. Dawson's Crack: 73 pts.
5. Oswald Cobblepot: 72 pts.
6. Prostate of the Union: 68 pts.
7. Crunchy Roll: 65 pts.


Picture Question

Question: Draw the worst day ever to relive over and over again like in Groundhog Day

Winner: Dawson's Crack: Passing a baby instead of a kidney stone


Runner Up: I Wish This Mic Was A Giant Horse Cock: 9/11




Standings
1. I Wish This Mic Was A Giant Horse Cock: 18 + 7 = 25 pts.
2. Baby Llama Drama: 18 + 6 = 24 pts.
3. Sorry Out Of Rolling Rock: 15.5 pts.
4. Prostate of the Union: 12.5 + 2 = 14.5 pts.
5. Kevin Forti Realty Trust: 9 + 5 = 14 pts.
6. Deathwok Clan/Oswald Cobblepot: 6.5 + 3 = 9.5 pts.
7. Funtown/Splashtown USA: 9 pts.
8. Crunchy Roll: 6 + 1 = 7 pts.
9. #PleaseAcceptMyResume: 6.5 pts.
10. We're Indifferent: 5 pts.
11. GRG: 3 pts.
12. The Escorts: 2 pts.

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