Thursday, September 29, 2016

Fall League 9/28/16

Fall League 9/28/16

Sexy Time

  1. So tonight’s gunna be a little wild n out with some interesting questions. For starters, what organization, known by the acronym GGW, made a killing by giving girls free t-shirts while they were on spring break?

    Girls Gone Wild
    Girls - the 1975
  2. Rihanna knows a thing or two about how wild things can get with tonight’s topics. What do S&M stand for in this song?

    Sex & Money
    S&M - Rihanna

  1. Borat - the inspiration behind this rounds’ name - is one crazy dude and beastiality is definitely a thing he probably engages in, maybe even with his pet. What animal does Borat keep as a pet?

    Hen
    All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix
  2. An underappreciated movie is the film The Girl Next Door, which has some quality scenes and clips in it with a veryyyyy hot lead actress. The whole movie revolves around these high schoolers getting in with the wrong leaders in the porn industry and eventually shooting a porno in their school on prom night. Eventually this movie goes super viral - what is the theme of the video that they make?

    Proper Sex Ed
    Sex Ed Rock by I Set my Friends on Fire & Smosh
Bonus: But tonight could get a little weird - like some teams might punish others or beat them so badly that they bleed and cry out in agony - or something like that. What sexual acts does the acronym BDSM describe?
  1. Bondage & discipline - Discipline by Nine Inch Nails
  2. Dominance and Submission - Dominance and Submission by Blue Oyster Cult
  3. Sadism and Masochism - Masochist by Ingrid Michaelson



Porn
  1. Every year there is an award show for the adult entertainment industry, which is often referred to as the Oscars of Porn. What is the name of this award show (acronym is acceptable)? A: The AVN Awards (Adult Video News Awards), play Hail to the King by Avenged Sevenfold
  2. In 2005 Adam and Eve and Digital Playground teamed up to produce an adult film with the largest production budget to date. This adult film was directly based on the plot of a 2003 hollywood blockbuster. What is the name of this blockbuster? (Hint: the adult film is self described as an “action-adventure”). A: Pirates of the Caribbean, play Pirate Jet by Gorillaz
  3. In August of 2014, many celebrities including Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence had multiple nude pictures leaked after a hacker managed to get into their iCloud profiles. This leak was given a fairly crude nickname. What was that nickname? A: The Fappening, play Bro Hymn by Pennywise
  4. The state of California has been trying for over a year to change a key facet of the porn industry. If these rules go through, all adult films shot in the state will have to adhere to what new rule? A: All actors must wear condoms, play controlla by Drake.
Bonus: At the end of 2015, Pornhub released statistics about website viewership for the year (this is phrased badly, if you want to change it go for it). What were the five most popular categories viewed during that year?
  1. Lesbian (One Day More by Les Miserables or if you want Ellen Degeneres by Lil B although that’s kind of a stretch)
  2. Teen (play teenage dirtbag by Wheatus)
  3. Big Dick (play My Dick by Micky Avalon)
  4. MILF (play M.I.L.F $ by Fergie)
  5. Ebony (Play Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney)



Sex Toys

  1. With the advance of technology, some sex toys, especially one in particular called the “WE-Vibe Smart Control Vibrator,” which only costs $139.34, is in their own words “a dual vibrator for clitoral and G-Spot stimulation.” This vibrator has one special feature though which has only really been possible and feasible in the last 5-7 years or so - what is this feature?

    Remotely controlled through an app
    Remote Control by the Beastie Boys
  2. So in writing this round I discovered Buzzfeed’s 20 sex toys for you and your partner, which is what inspired the last question. It mainly consisted of vibrators, some prostate stimulators and one other toy, typically used by males. What is the name of this other toy?

    Cock Ring
    Ring the Alarm - Beyonce
  3. So Amazon sells everything, including sex toys. And with Amazon purchases come amazon reviews and comments. Let’s just say I lol’d in the library a little too much while reading one for the best selling vibrator. Apparently it only works 50% of the time which kinda sounds like women’s success rate with men. Except this is false - though there is an orgasm gap of understanding, lol. In a study 85% of men thought their partner had an orgasm. How many women in this study reported having an orgasm? It’s higher than 50%!

    64%
    When I’m Sixty Four - The Beatles
  4. So Howard Stern, that weird dude who has this weird radio show that’s also tv, has had numerous people on his show to ride a sex toy that on its own website claims that it “has been the leader in self-gratification products for women.” What is this saddle -like sex toy called?

    Sybian
    Siberian Nights by the Kills

Bonus: Name me 5 sex toys that I have NOT mentioned yet.

1. Tenga Eggs - Egg Man by the Beatles
2. Dildos - Thank You by Dido
3. Penis Pumps - Fuck me Pumps by Amy Winehouse
4. Anal Beads/Butt Plugs - Big Butts by the Ying Yang Twins
5. Nipple Clamps - Clampdown by the Clash
6. Penis Extender


Sex Legends

  1. So there are some pretty crazy legends out there about sex - one of them is none other than Wilt the Stilt. He claimed in one of his books to have sex with 20,000 over this lifetime which is kinda crazy but like that’s totally unbelievable. What’s more believable is his streak over the course of a 10 day road trip. How many women did Wilt Chamberlain have sex with over this time?

    23
    23 - Mike Will Made-IT; Miley Cyrus
  2. So next up is another famous basketball player - Dennis Rodman. Who apparently suffered from BPS - or broken penis syndrome - more than once. There’s actually a hilariously animated video of Rodman narrating the times when this happened. How many times did Rodman break his penis?

    3
    Animal I have Become by Three Days Grace
  3. So one can assume that having wives means having sex. Maybe not. Idk I’m not married. Anyways, who, according to the Bible is reported to have had 700 wives and 300 concubines?

    Solomon
    Solo Dolo (nightmare) - Kid Cudi
  4. Men don’t get to have all the fun - there are actually contries today that protect what is know as polyandry or the ability for women to have multiple husbands. What modern day Asian island country actually protects women’s rights to marry multiple men?

    Sri Lanka
    Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Rey
Bonus: Name me 5/10 of the top paid porn stars out there, the list is according to their net worth.

1.Jenna Jameson - Jenny by Walk the Moon
2. Tera Patrick - She’s like the Wind by Patrick Swayze (Dirty Dancing)
3. Peter North - Northern Wind by City and Colour
4. Traci Lords - Team by Lorde
5. Jesse Jane - Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney
6. Maria Takagi
7. Ron Jeremy
8. Bree Olson
9. Katie Morgan
10. Lexington Steele



Picture Question:

So beastiality as defined by Meriam Webster’s dictionary is, “sex between a person and an animal” which leaves this thing wideeeee open for possibilities. Draw me the best animal to person combination you can imagine. Creativity is encouraged.



WINNERS: 3 Dicks, 3 Chicks:
Scan - “Dan” - dalous Sex (RIP - Rest in Penis):  

Brawndo, Full Body-Latte ;) :


Sex (Gravity Falls):

One Erection:

3 Jewesses:


Standings (9/28/16)
  1. Winston’s Winions (Scan-Dan-dalous Sex): 25 + 5 = 30
  2. RIP Harambe # RIPPrince (3 Dicks, 3 Chicks): 17 + 4 = 21
  3. 3 Jewesses #Dicksoutforgompei : 11 + 3 = 14
  4. SEX =:D (Gravity Falls Harder than my GPA): 11 + 2 = 13
  5. BRAWNDO Full Body-Latte ;): 6 + 6 = 12
  6. 2H2K = 4
  7. Ethan What Happened to your nose?? = 2
    Vodka Cranberries
  8. The Charlottans: 1 Chubby Bunny Mi-Ka-La One Erection



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